Welcome To Accountathon5000! June 15, 2011 Hyatt Regency Akron, Ohio
I am William Whitney, head financial advisor, Mendel, Bluth and Crotty Inc. The person reading this presentation to you, word for word, is my assistant, Dustin. Wave hello, Dustin! Dustin's something else. Twenty-three and quite a shark. (Ladies, hold onto your panties. He doesn't call the morning after, you know what I'm saying?)
At this point, I suspect you're wondering what's going on.