Zombies, Vampires and Babies: What You NEED to Know!

Zombies, Vampires, and Babies: What You NEED to Know! Presented by Joseph Labrecque at Ignite Denver 9 @JosephLabrecque

I Am an ExpertStudied the undead in high school. Have experienced the visceral horror of babies, twice. I’m a published author. So you know my word is legit.

Zombies! Revenants!A revenant is an animatedcorpse that is believed to return from the grave to terrorize the living.

Hold up… Revenants?Zombies == a mob due to awidespread virus or plague.That just doesn’t represent reality.

Vampires! Vampires are beings who subsist by feeding on the life essence of living creatures, regardless of whether theyare undead or a living person.

Babies!An infant or baby is the veryyoung offspring of humans.

Shared CharacteristicsAll are technically human in one way or another.

All survive by drinking fluid from human beings.

All are often blamed for spreading disease.

They all bite.

Revenants and Vampires Both were, at one time, babies!!!

Revenants and Babies Communicate through a series of moans and cries. Slow moving, crawling, grasping.

Vampires and Babies Employ ‘hypnosis’ to gain trust with victims. Neither can cross moving water.

How to protect oneself? Read the literature!

Be aware of sleeping patterns.

Know local “hotspots”. Graveyard. Abandoned Church. Daycare.

Employ exorcism rituals.

Decapitation and destruction of the heart.(Generally illegal. Especially with babies.)

The Greatest Danger? Babies. Let’s make this clear: babies.

Last Thoughts…"No one will ever know whether children are monsters or monsters are children." - Henry James @JosephLabrecque

Zombies, Vampires and Babies: What You NEED to Know!

by Joseph Labrecque on Jun 22, 2011

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