Vote: MONIQUE UNIQUEBOOTIQUE PARTAY! A Party Political Broadcast
What are the attributes needed for a Golden Boot?
Someone who stands out from the crowd:
Someone with a proven track record of taking care of the most vulnerable in society:
Someone who is not scared to enforce proper standards of public decency and fashion sense
Someone with careful budgeting skills and a good appreciation of the value of money, so you know your hard earned taxes will go to the right causes: “You love him so much and think Mr Boot may very well be 'The One' you finish each others sentences, he laughs at your terrible jokes and you've met his leathery boot of a mother, what better sentimental gift to give than this. He'll always get your last one!”
“My currency is dedicated to Footwear genius. First is an example of a note, notes are called Stompers, I've given a 100 stomper note as who really bothers with smaller denominations? It features the amazing Mr Christian Louboutin and one of his beautiful creations made in conjunction with Lesage embroideries, so very exclusive, just what the Boots deserve!”
And someone with the creative vision, artistic flair and sheer amazingly cute genes to produce these:
Bootees, you need this unique Bootique to ensure the continued mayhem, fabulous style and random tangents to take forward into booting boot the fifth!Roll up, roll up...