1. “There are people who exist in this world not like
entities but like the speckles or spots on something.”
– Nikolai Gogol
TUESDAY, MARCH 4, 2008 PAGE 5
Ferrell advertised as star in latest ﬁlm,
fails to outshine equally talented ensemble
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quot;Semi-Proquot; Dr. Ruth, a.k.a. sex therapist Dr. Ruth Westheimer, is back
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★★★ out of ✩✩✩✩✩ with an updated edition of “Sex for Dummies.”
Will Ferrell steps into some short shorts for his role as
Will Ferrell has been in the funny business long enough ABA basketball player Jackie Moon in “Semi-Pro.”
to polarize audiences. He blows up every profession
he parodies like a balloon and lets his movies def late
them, from news anchors (“Anchorman”) to NASCAR
drivers (“Talladega Nights”). With “Semi-Pro,” Ferrell
A partial list of the scene-stealers includes Will
A rnett, Rob Corddry, Tim Meadows, A ndy Richter
and Matt Walsh. Their scenes will generate as many
targets a pre-NBA American Basketball Association in
college-oriented T-shirts as any involving Ferrell. The
the ‘70s. Cue the funky soundtrack, jive talk and retro
fashions. His bumbling showman character Jackie Moon
is advertised as the main character, but in actuality the
comedy is passed between over a dozen comedians on the
combination would be genius if not for the sketch-comedy
and dramatic legs of the movie tripping each other.
The funny parts occur on sets that could have been
used for “Saturday Night Live” skits, which means the
Moon owns the Tropics, an ABA team based in Flint,
laughs are delivered in a line of small bites, compared to Dr. Ruth Westheimer comes to Russell House,
the more elaborate or fantastical set-ups of Ferrell’s past
Michigan, that he bought with the money from being a
works. Harrelson’s subplot lends the movie heart, but not answers questions, gives tips on how to ‘do it’
one-hit wonder on the radio. When the ABA and NBA
enough in its limited run time. Andre Benjamin’s “Black
announce a merger, the Tropics’ only chance for survival Sarah Bartoletta
Coffee” character deserves more screen time instead, but
as a team lies in proving they can win enough games THE DAILY GAMECOCK
it feels tacked on due to underexposure.
and ﬁll enough seats to be taken seriously. Moon invents
What do three stars say? Two or less would condemn Dr. Ruth Westheimer will be in the Russell House Ballroom
plenty of giggle-worthy gimmicks, from a tropical half-
a comedy, and four or more would mean it was a gut- today at 8 p.m. to talk about sex.
time dance to wrestling a bear, but how will the Tropics
buster—three looks like a “meh” by comparison. Bad For over 25 years, Dr. Ruth has been defying all social
comedies are often funnier as self-torture than one that is norms with her self-titled show and many books. She is known
Training the team falls to Monix (Woody Harrelson), a
only “kind of” funny. predominately for her all-around bluntness as well as for her
championship benchwarmer from the Celtics. Harrelson’s
Make no mistake: “Semi-Pro” would be as strong a jokes and good advice.
half of the story is dramatic, as he tries to reclaim some
comedy as past Ferrell movies, except it’s not his to own. Dr. Ruth now an 80-year-old psychosexual therapist, began
of his lost glory from years past, as well as the heart of his
He’s happy to let his name draw an audience, but the to lead the way in media psychology with a short 15-minute
former lover (Maura Tierney). He and Ferrell take turns
movie (like the Tropics) scores based on team effort. segment that aired at midnight in 1980 on WYNY-FM (NBC)
leading the movie as dark-comedy coach and light-hearted
in New York. It then graduated to an hour-long show where
mascot, respectively, with cameos from across the humor Comments on this story? E-mail firstname.lastname@example.org people would call in to Dr. Ruth, as she became known.
The show proved to be successful, and from there the
doctor became available in all sorts of ways: books, television,
newspapers, a Web site and even games all around the world.
Freezepop enthusiastic about new album Listeners are encouraged to ask questions in order to get the
information they are looking for. In return, Dr. Ruth will
inform you of all you need to know as respectfully as one
The presentation, “Sexually Speaking with Dr. Ruth
Westheimer,” is anticipated to be informative, interesting and
Indie band connects to audience eventful. All are free to ask questions, sit back and just take in
the information or come by after the show and purchase all
with ‘80s-tinged synth-pop’ CD you need to know in her book, “Sex for Dummies.” The event
is free to USC students, faculty and staff, and no tickets are
Len Righi required. Be ready to “ask Dr. Ruth.”
When Liz Enthusiasm was asked to Comments on this story? E-mail email@example.com
join Freezepop in 1999, she was cool
to the idea, and a bit suspicious.
“I had never been in a serious
band,” said the singer-lyricist born
Popcorn’s cost helps keep
Jussi Gamache from her home in
Boston. “I wondered, `Why is this movie ticket prices down
guy getting in touch with me? I’m a
graphic designer, not a musician.’ “
“This guy” was Kasson
C r o ok e r, Fr e e z e p o p p r o d u c e r - Cinema lovers pay
vocalist-programmer The Duke of
Pannekoenen, and he was part of a fair charge for night
fairly well-k nown Boston alt-rock Courtesy of MCT Campus
trio called Splashdown. Boston synth-pop band Freezepop, from left, The Other Sean T. Drinkwater,
out at theater
A nd though Enthusiasm, a 1994 Liz Enthusiasm and The Duke of Pannekoeken, releases new album.
Boston University grad, was “happy” Lisa M. Krieger
doing graphic design for her alma MCT Campus
mater’s alumni publicat ion while “Science G en ius Girl”); “Da nce confections of M (“Pop Muzik”),
working on a master’s degree (which Da nce Revolut ion U LT R A M I X Lipps Inc. (“Funkytown”) and The
S A N JO SE , C a l i f . —
she got in 20 0 0), she event ually 3” ( “ S t a k e o u t ” ) ; “ R o c k B a n d ” Buggles (“Video K illed the Radio
W hat’s a mov ie w it hout
signed on with the Duke’s electro- (“Brainpower,” “Super-Sprøde”); Star”).
pop outﬁt. “Guitar Hero” (“Get Ready 2 Rokk”) E nt hu sia sm den ie s Freez epop
According to a new
What helped Enthusiasm overcome and “Guitar Hero II” (“Less Talk intended to echo those `80s synth acts.
economic analysis, it would
her standofﬁshness? More Rokk”). And for the lyrics, “I was thinking,
be a lot more expensive.
First, she found out that Crooker’s No w Fr e e z e p o p i s t r y i n g t o `What do I write a song about now?
As one price goes up, the
call was arranged by her roommate, connect to a wider audience with a Where do I go from here?’ I’ve always
other comes down. So rather
Sea n T. Dr i n k water, Freez epop new album of catchy, `80s-tinged struggled with [writing]. I’m not one
than cursing the cost of your
s y nt hesizer player-prog ra m mer- synth-pop, “Future Future Future of those super-proliﬁc people. I was
next bag of buttered popcorn, Diane Bondareff / Associated Press
v o c a l i s t T h e O t h e r S e a n T. Perfect,” which was released on Sept. poking fun at the fact that most of our
Drinkwater. 25 on a label, Cordless, distributed by songs are not about heavy subjects.”
take comfort in the fact that Actor Steve Zahn uses his
it subsid izes you r t icket credit card to buy popcorn.
“He and The Duke k new each Rykodisc. Maybe hef t isn’t Ent husiasm’s
— and helps fill seats, say
other from the Boston music scene,” “ S o f a r, v ide o g a me s a re t he strong suit. But the synth-pulsed
researchers at the University
said Enthusiasm. “He answered the main way people hear of us,” says “Less Talk More Rok k ” and t he money through admission
of California-Santa Cruz and
phone when Duke was trying to reach Enthusiasm. “But we’ve gone way revved-up “Brainpower” are surely tickets or he can make money
me. That was back in the days when beyond initial expectations.” worth 100 intellectual exercises. through concessions,” said
Moviegoers aren’t being
we didn’t have cell phones.” A nd, no doubt , it h a sn’t hu r t The former, sung in an inviting UCSC economist R icard
gouged at concession stands,
T ho u g h E nt hu s i a s m c l a i me d t hat Crooker is audio director at yet insistent coo, was inspired by a Gil. “If he wants to make
the researchers conclude.
“joining a band is something I never Harmonix, which makes “FreQuency” sweltering summer basement party money on the ticket, that
R at her, t he h igh cost of
aspired to,” she admitted, “I always and the “Guitar Hero” series. in Boston. may deter a lot of people
snack s helps keep t icket
had fun on stage in the [hobby] bands “We’ve been told by some people, O n “ Br a i np ower,” Fr e e z e p op from coming in.
prices down, which allows
I was in, especially a cheesy `60s- `You g uys don’t even play g uitar. sounds like The Donnas gone disco. “So instead he charges a
more people to attend.
style girl group that played original What are you doing in this game?” “We jokingly refer to it as our punk- higher total price on people
The researchers’ analysis
music.” said Enthusiasm. “I don’t know if we rock song,” says Enthusiasm. “It’s a who are willing to pay for
— based on dat a f rom
At ﬁ rst, Freezepop was just “a fun really have a good answer to that. On true story. I did get drunk and say the whole movie experience,”
thousands of showings at 43
little side project” that was run out of the ﬁ rst [“Guitar Hero” soundtrack], that Brainpower would be a really said Gil, an ent husiast ic
multiplex theaters in 30 cities
the Duke’s Yamaha QY-70 battery- we added a guitar part to our song. funny name for a band!... It’s also a consumer of both movies
in a ﬁve-year period — shows
powered sequencer. “Then, we were Until they make a `Keyboard Hero’ cool thing to shout at shows.” and snacks. “And he’s able to
why a couple of hours in the
kinda like, `Let’s see what happens. game, we are limited in our options.” “Thought Balloon” is a decided charge a lower price for the
dark with Daniel Day-Lewis
Let’s do this and this and see how big A l t h o u g h s h e d o e s n’t w r i t e change of pace, a positively charming guy who can barely afford
costs only twice as much as a
we can grow,’” said Enthusiasm. music, Enthusiasm pens almost all t u ne about a tong ue-t ied si ngle it.”
box of Milk Duds.
Two self-released albums — 2000’s of the lyrics. “I tr y to keep them pining for another, while “Do You If mov ie popcorn were
They say that some die-
“Freezepop Forever” a nd 20 0 4’s lighthearted, but not overtly jokey. Like Boys?” is provocat ive in its free, Gil est imated, each
hard film buffs will watch
“ Fa nc y U lt r a-Fre s h” — help e d Then I give them to the boys and sexual ambiguity. ticket could cost at least 25
movies — and eat popcorn
turn Freezepop into a major player they move things around and make “It’s a cover song,” said Enthusiasm percent more — boosting
— no matter what the cost.
in video-game soundtrack circles. things ﬁt...We walk a line. We want it of “Boys.” “It was written by friends the price of a $10 show to
But for many of us, the
Since 2001, Freezepop’s music has to be fun, but not novelty music.” of ours in the Danish band Si Senor. $12.50.
ticket price matters. We’ll
been included on such hit music- Freezepop succeeds brilliant ly They have a guy singer, but the song At t hat pr ice, fam il ies
skip the snacks, thank you.
heav y games as “FreQuency” and on “Pop Music Is Not a Crime,” works with either gender.” might stay home with their
“The theater owner has
“Karaoke Revolution” (both used which calls to mind the infectious DVDs and Jiffy Pop.
two choices. He can make
2. 6 The Daily Gamecock ● TUESDAY, MARCH 4, 2008
Inside the Box ◆ By Marlowe Leverette / The Daily Gamecock
PhD ◆ By Jorge Chan
ON BY SEVEN, SAY WHEN, CORSICA
8 p.m., $5 over 21, $8 under 21
New Brookland Tavern, 122 State St.
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VERSEWORKS OPEN MIC NITE
SE XUA LLY SPE A K ING WITH DR. RUTH
8:30 p.m., Free
8 p.m., Free with USC ID
Art Bar, 1211 Park St.
Russell House Ballroom
6 and 8 p.m., $5.50
GUEST ARTIST PERCUSSION RECITAL Nickelodeon Theatre, 937 Main St.
7:30 p.m., Free
USC School of Music, 813 Assembly St.
9:30 p.m., Free
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always eager to provide h ave to b e t he leader. constructed plan. This is
support and good advice. Sometimes you can relax especially true if you’re on
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be hard to maintain any take care of you. This is y o u a r e i f y o u a r e n’t .
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Taurus There’s something brilliant now in a shopping spree. By using
you’ve always wanted to work place set t i ng. your brains and staying
do, but you were afraid There’s more coming in cool, you’ll get more for
t o t r y. P u t i n y o u r ever y moment, because your money. And you’ll get
application again. It’s still people like what you do. less that you don’t need.
tough, but now possible. Libra They say when you Aquarius You’re especially ACROSS
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and take off for greener case, doing what you love standards. Celebrate by 9 Garlic-basil sauce
past u res. Do get out could lead to a raise in your getting yourself something
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Cancer You’re g row ing an opinion, and you get lot of t hink ing in your 15 Book before
i mp at ie nt r e g a rd i n g a to hear them all. Listen private time. Don’t have Nehemiah
ﬁ nancial matter, but that p a t i e n t l y, b u t d o n’t it turn into worries. Help 16 Effective use
won’t help. Go over the let t hem decide how you rself get mot ivated 17 Aid in a felony
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23 Fencing sword
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28 Nice guy, he's not
31 China location
33 quot;To be or __ to bequot;
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35 Signaled DOWN Solutions from 3/3/08
1 2 3 4 36 Raison d'__ 1 Alum
37 Doris Day's choice? 2 Local yokel
40 Engendered 3 Brainchild
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46 Conductor 9 Juicy tropical fruit
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49 Halloweener's 13 On its last legs
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