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Sitting  onShrimp
@Mamacita  Jane@janegoodwin.netScheiss Weekly: http://janegoodwin.net
That was, of course, a literary             reference.You recognized it as such because you have cultivated your cultural ...
It’s all about making connections. The more youalready know, the more you continually learn.
Your audience is your context. Be  sure your readers understandwhere you’re coming from. And           vice versa.        ...
Be sure you are addressing the        right audience.    Context. It all boils down to context.
Sitting on ShrimpUntil we put ourselves OUT THERE, there will beno results.As writers, we are our own bait, and our reader...
When I hear pompous people talk    about the purity of the English  language, I have to stifle a smirk.  American English ...
American English is not pure at all. It’s a fabulous blend of every languageon the planet. It’s colorful and majestic and ...
James D. Nicoll owned a popular SF/game store in Canada. When his                   quotation “caught on,” he had this to ...
Stealing a lot of words from  other languages has its        advantages.
We have all THEIR words to use,             too!
The more words you know, thebetter you can communicate with             others.
Keep books in your bathroom.Learn a new word with each twosie.
Writers need schema. Lots and lots of schema.The Most Dangerous Game, by Richard Connell.   Unless you’ve read it, you won...
You have a story to tell that nobody    else in the universe knows.  Don’t die with your    story untold.
Tell your story as YOU see it.
Laura Ingalls Wilderdidn’t start writingher “Little House”books until she wasin her sixties.
Grammar and spelling are         important!Don’t allow your message tothe world to be lost becauseyour mechanics aren’t go...
Their    There   They’reNOT THE SAME.
To    Too    TwoNOT THE SAME
A single simple punctuation mark    can change your message            completely.
I bet you thought you knew all the             punctuation marks.This one means “because.” Raise your hand if you knew that.
I’m angry with Bob he drank      the last Diet Coke.
This is an exclamation comma. Just     because you’re excited, or   shouting, doesn’t mean your sentence is finished. Nece...
You told your mother what I saidabout her   and now her feelings            are hurt.
This is a question comma.Sometimes we pause and ask a question in       the middle of a statement.
Are you insane and now wehave yet another bill to pay each            month.
Editors use the pilcrow, orparagraph break, all the time.
SNARKThis is the snarkmark – not to beconfused with theDark Mark. It isalso called thepercontation mark,or irony mark. Iti...
Lewis Carroll’s fiction is full of snark.
This is a hedera.The hedera, like the pilcrow, indicates a          paragraph break.
Pronouns need antecedents. Be      sure yours match.
Count your change.
Egg’sThat’s a lot of eggs.
Your mind will expand. Your worlds will collide. Yourconnections will astound you. The more you write, themore you discove...
Every part of your life is a story.            Tell us.
Don’t let anyone tell you that it can’t be done. It can, and you can do it.
Why do writers write?Because it isn’t there.        --- Thomas Berger
She had been forced into prudence in her youth; she learned  romance as she grew older – the natural sequence of an       ...
Don’t limit your      • Keep in mind writing to things you think other                         that the person people migh...
Pace yourself. You don’t have to finish    the whole thing in one sitting.
Learn lots of cool words.
And at last youll know withsurpassing certainty that only one thing is more frighteningthan speaking your truth. And     t...
These are my children. Tell us about yours.
Parents love to write about theirchildren, and, as Art Linkletter used   to say, “Kids say the darndest               thin...
We write to taste life twice, in the moment and inretrospection.Anais Nin
Knowing the rules of grammar will    help you develop STYLE.Rules can be taught and learned.Style is up to you, the writer...
Do you know what the mostcommonly used opening sentence             is? It’s common. Don’t use it. It’s        already bee...
If the word you want is “condemn,”       be sure to spell it right.    Use “condom” only when you               mean to.  ...
Interjections. Use sparingly, dammit.    Hmm…damn…condemn…Nah.          Inconceivable.        P.S. Profanity and      obsc...
Pronouns can be confusing when used in compounds.               Just remember this:The pronoun that is correct alone, is s...
“Just between you and me”          Is always correct.             It is NEVER     “Just between you and I.”   Never. Ever....
Those who say it cant be done are usually     interrupted by others doing it.            James A. Baldwin
Don’t be scared. You can do it.
You don’t want to be this guy:"Lincoln was a tall man, much in the way that Andre the Giant was also tall, and   with the ...
…or this guy….•   "After watching the movie sos I could really get it, and reading the book, although    in all sincerness...
Writing about comparisons is often  useful, though. Well, usually.
Do not be surprised when thosewho ignore the rules of grammaralso ignore the law. After all, the        law is just so muc...
“20 items or less,” indeed.• “Less” is used when the items cannot be easily  counted. If the items can be easily counted, ...
Use “I” if the pronoun is the subject, or if it follows a linking verb.When in doubt, use the pronoun alone. The rule does...
The most essential gift fora good writer is a built-in,shock-proof shit detector.            ---Ernest Hemingway
Things you write can come back to haunt you.             Think before you post.
If you’re going to worry, worry about           the right things. Change the wrong things.
Some critics will write “Maya Angelou is a naturalwriter” - which is right after being a natural heartsurgeon. -- Maya Ang...
There is no greateragony than bearing  an untold story    inside you.       ~ Maya Angelou
Yes. Yes, we can.
Marie Antoinette never said “Let them eat cake.” She was misquoted. Be careful with your citations; youdon’t want to be mi...
Be sure your graphicsmatch your message. The wrong graphic  might invalidate   your argument.
Duckface was stupidat the turn of   the 20 thcentury, too.
Write about your pleasures.
Write about your job.
Write about other people’s        children.
Write about funny signs you see in           your area.
Write about funny things. Write  about sad things. Write aboutthings that have happened to you,    or to someone you know....
The beautiful part of writing           is thatyou don’t have to get it right       the first time,        unlike, say,   ...
The power of the harasser, the abuser, the rapist depends   above all on the silence of women.—Ursula LeGuin            Sp...
Be the brave one, not the needy  one. Write your own story.
Choose your words wisely.
Let the secret of your success be YOU.
Authors who never give yousomething to disagree withnever give you anything tothink about.        -- Michael LaRoccaDon’t ...
Be careful what you write down. Be sure you really want to write it.You are carving in stone. Is this how you want people ...
All creative people are a little  crazy. Nurture it. It’s whatmakes us unique. It’s also what      gives us blog fodder.
Do you do ordinary things in an unusual way?         TELL US ABOUT IT.
. . . and write about both.
Reading is to the mind what  exercise is to the body.              ~Joseph Addison
Readerswill always bebetter writers.
What immeasurable wonders areexperienced and understood by a reader that a non-reader can’t  even imagine, for if he could...
Readingenhances the soul, the mind, the    body, the emotions. . . .
Nonreaders have only one world in which to dwell; readers live inthe universe - not just ours, but all of them. And, livin...
Readers   appreciate the world morebecause they have seen what it is,  what it has been, and what it            could be.
Readers  have more wordsand more experiences  to connect to the        world.
Readersunderstand the worldmore clearly.
A bird doesnt sing because it has ananswer, it sings because it has a song.                 -- Maya Angelou
You have asong, too. Sing.
Who among us does NOT work for    the circus? Really? Liar.
I think that in order to write really well andconvincingly, one must be somewhat poisoned          by emotion. --Edna Ferber
Remove those I want you to  like me stickers from yourforehead and, instead, placethem where they truly will do   the most...
Possessives: If the word does not endin “s,” add ‘s. If the word already ends   in “s,” add an apostrophe after it.
Excellent writing can be found in       unexpected places.
Inexcusable mistakes can be found    in unexpected places, too.
People want to know why I do this, why I write such gross stuff. I like to tell them I have the heart of a small boy... an...
Put your ear down close to your soul and listen             hard. --Anne Sexton
It makes little difference howmany university degrees orcourses a person may own.If he cannot use words tomove an idea fro...
The gentleman below (with my daughters) is Barrett Hansen,but you probably know him better by another name. Becauseof him,...
Laugh. Cry. Sing. Dance. Love. Hate.  And tell the world about it all.
If your dog LOOSES its collar,       it will probably LOSE it.     You don’t loose your keys.        You lose your keys.Th...
Never put an “s” at the end of         “anyway.”   Never spell it “neway.”   Never. Never. Never.
If the sign says “No checksexcepted,” they have to take your              check.
The rewrite is often far superior to the                original.
Cell phone: OKANYWHERE ELSE: Verboten
You don’t dot your i’s with little hearts any more. (I hope.) Don’t use cutesycode when you write; it’s hard to takean adu...
In math, two negatives equal a positive.The same is true in English grammar.“I don’t want nothing” actually means “I do wa...
Our worst experiences can be our best experiences. When we’vebeen through hell, writing about it    can help others avoid ...
Apollo and the MusesIn ancient times, women were in charge of all things artistic and     creative. Without women, we woul...
P.S. Now you know where a really   cool band got its name: from         creative women.
We are a species that needs andwants to understand who we are.Sheep lice do not seem to sharethis longing, which is one re...
Writing is only boring to the people  who are, themselves, boring.
Its tougher than Himalayan yakjerky in January. But, as any creative person will tell you, there are days   when theres ab...
The difference between the right word and  the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug. ...
I saved this one for last. It’s an interrobang. The interrobang is the punctuationalequivalent of awesome, glorious, holy ...
One more time: Let’s groove onthe weirdo punctuation marks!
Writing is not a genteel profession. Itsquite nasty and tough and kind of dirty.              -- Rosemary Mahoney
There is nothing to writing. All you dois sit down at a typewriter and open a          vein. --- Red Smith
Write about yourlife. Tell us how it was. And is.
So, you don’t think you can write?          I beg to differ.I’ve seen pigs fly before.
When we were children, we used to thinkthat when we were grown-up we wouldno longer be vulnerable. But to grow upis to acc...
P.S.Beware of advice-- even this.     ~Carl Sandburg
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  1. 1. Sitting onShrimp
  2. 2. @Mamacita Jane@janegoodwin.netScheiss Weekly: http://janegoodwin.net
  3. 3. That was, of course, a literary reference.You recognized it as such because you have cultivated your cultural literacy. Writers must cultivate a bumpercrop of cultural literacy, and apply it accordingly.
  4. 4. It’s all about making connections. The more youalready know, the more you continually learn.
  5. 5. Your audience is your context. Be sure your readers understandwhere you’re coming from. And vice versa. State your genre. Write about what you know, or imagine.
  6. 6. Be sure you are addressing the right audience. Context. It all boils down to context.
  7. 7. Sitting on ShrimpUntil we put ourselves OUT THERE, there will beno results.As writers, we are our own bait, and our readerscome when they see us waiting for them.We know they’re there when we feel them bite,and most of the time, it feels so good.
  8. 8. When I hear pompous people talk about the purity of the English language, I have to stifle a smirk. American English isn’t pure; it’s averitable stewpot of thises and thats. It’s a multicolored patchwork crazyquilt of words, phrases, clauses, and expressions most of which were stolen from other languages. American English is a lot like American people in that way.
  9. 9. American English is not pure at all. It’s a fabulous blend of every languageon the planet. It’s colorful and majestic and unique. American Englishrolls with the tides and changes with the seasons. It’s a patchwork quilt. James D. Nicoll put it this way: The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore.
  10. 10. James D. Nicoll owned a popular SF/game store in Canada. When his quotation “caught on,” he had this to say:If I had only known that was going to be my fifteen minutes of fame, Idhave run that sucker through a spell checker and taken more care while writing the surrounding material.
  11. 11. Stealing a lot of words from other languages has its advantages.
  12. 12. We have all THEIR words to use, too!
  13. 13. The more words you know, thebetter you can communicate with others.
  14. 14. Keep books in your bathroom.Learn a new word with each twosie.
  15. 15. Writers need schema. Lots and lots of schema.The Most Dangerous Game, by Richard Connell. Unless you’ve read it, you won’t get it. Schema. Writers need schema. SCHEMA.
  16. 16. You have a story to tell that nobody else in the universe knows. Don’t die with your story untold.
  17. 17. Tell your story as YOU see it.
  18. 18. Laura Ingalls Wilderdidn’t start writingher “Little House”books until she wasin her sixties.
  19. 19. Grammar and spelling are important!Don’t allow your message tothe world to be lost becauseyour mechanics aren’t good!
  20. 20. Their There They’reNOT THE SAME.
  21. 21. To Too TwoNOT THE SAME
  22. 22. A single simple punctuation mark can change your message completely.
  23. 23. I bet you thought you knew all the punctuation marks.This one means “because.” Raise your hand if you knew that.
  24. 24. I’m angry with Bob he drank the last Diet Coke.
  25. 25. This is an exclamation comma. Just because you’re excited, or shouting, doesn’t mean your sentence is finished. Necessarily.
  26. 26. You told your mother what I saidabout her and now her feelings are hurt.
  27. 27. This is a question comma.Sometimes we pause and ask a question in the middle of a statement.
  28. 28. Are you insane and now wehave yet another bill to pay each month.
  29. 29. Editors use the pilcrow, orparagraph break, all the time.
  30. 30. SNARKThis is the snarkmark – not to beconfused with theDark Mark. It isalso called thepercontation mark,or irony mark. Itindicates that oneneeds to readbetween the lines.
  31. 31. Lewis Carroll’s fiction is full of snark.
  32. 32. This is a hedera.The hedera, like the pilcrow, indicates a paragraph break.
  33. 33. Pronouns need antecedents. Be sure yours match.
  34. 34. Count your change.
  35. 35. Egg’sThat’s a lot of eggs.
  36. 36. Your mind will expand. Your worlds will collide. Yourconnections will astound you. The more you write, themore you discover about yourself and everything else.
  37. 37. Every part of your life is a story. Tell us.
  38. 38. Don’t let anyone tell you that it can’t be done. It can, and you can do it.
  39. 39. Why do writers write?Because it isn’t there. --- Thomas Berger
  40. 40. She had been forced into prudence in her youth; she learned romance as she grew older – the natural sequence of an unnatural beginning. -- Jane Austen
  41. 41. Don’t limit your • Keep in mind writing to things you think other that the person people might to write for is approve of. yourself. TellWrite about what you the story thatknow. Write aboutthings you’ve you mostexperienced, andremember that we desperatelyexperience things inour heads, too. want to read. ~Susan Isaacs
  42. 42. Pace yourself. You don’t have to finish the whole thing in one sitting.
  43. 43. Learn lots of cool words.
  44. 44. And at last youll know withsurpassing certainty that only one thing is more frighteningthan speaking your truth. And that is not speaking. - Audre Lorde Speak.
  45. 45. These are my children. Tell us about yours.
  46. 46. Parents love to write about theirchildren, and, as Art Linkletter used to say, “Kids say the darndest things!” This is one reason why Mommy and Daddy bloggers are so widespread and popular.
  47. 47. We write to taste life twice, in the moment and inretrospection.Anais Nin
  48. 48. Knowing the rules of grammar will help you develop STYLE.Rules can be taught and learned.Style is up to you, the writer, butif you know the rules, your style will be all the better for it.
  49. 49. Do you know what the mostcommonly used opening sentence is? It’s common. Don’t use it. It’s already been used. Here it is:
  50. 50. If the word you want is “condemn,” be sure to spell it right. Use “condom” only when you mean to. Or for safety’s sake. Actually, “condemn” is a very interesting word, too, if you know its point of origin.
  51. 51. Interjections. Use sparingly, dammit. Hmm…damn…condemn…Nah. Inconceivable. P.S. Profanity and obscenity are NOT the same thing.
  52. 52. Pronouns can be confusing when used in compounds. Just remember this:The pronoun that is correct alone, is still correct when used with another word. I like pizza. Bill and I like pizza. There was enough pizza for me. There was enough pizza for Bill and me. The rule doesn’t change just because Bill was mooching my pizza.
  53. 53. “Just between you and me” Is always correct. It is NEVER “Just between you and I.” Never. Ever. Carved in stone.It’s a prepositional phrase. They use objective forms.
  54. 54. Those who say it cant be done are usually interrupted by others doing it. James A. Baldwin
  55. 55. Don’t be scared. You can do it.
  56. 56. You don’t want to be this guy:"Lincoln was a tall man, much in the way that Andre the Giant was also tall, and with the same sideways heart and thick bones that made Andre the Giant look so much like a giant, and made Lincoln look like a guy who shouldnt have been photographed wearing that tall hat which made him look even taller, kinda like a chef only the wrong color, which for the times of his life, were taller even than if he lived today, in which case the hat wouldnt be a problem because it wouldnt exist, and some think and I might agree that he grew that beard because a little girl told him to because the more of that face that was covered up, the better, and you know its bad if a little kid cant stand it, and we all know which one was took out by a southerner with three names, just like the guy who blew Teddy Kennedys brain to pieces in the middle of the parade, and which one was killed by a crazy actor leaping from the stage onto the balcony to climax the scene with something not exactly in the script but which would read DEATH all in red caps if it was, and Andre the Giant has a small and dainty wife which must have made their personal lifes interesting to say the least, and Lincolns wife was a spendthrift nutter, but at least Andrew the Giant got to drop dead naturally instead of be took out by ham actors with guns or book salesmen, but the Morphine Syndrome which made them both so tall and thickboned also caused their death before their old age began, and pretty much ended both the Civil War and any chance of a Princess Bride sequel."
  57. 57. …or this guy….• "After watching the movie sos I could really get it, and reading the book, although in all sincerness it was the Classic Junior Comic of my youth, which I cherish, not the novelle since I havent got all day to bake a cake with you, (sorry, my parental rights come before a book because being a good example is more important than being seen reading or watching a non-barney substance for my own benefit or pleasure or a good grade) I have concluded that being a comic and thereofe much shorter than a book with hard covers still gives no rights for leaving out important people who have a part in the story, such as the girl with short hair who could shoot, and Moochie. I find follity logic in this paper version because it left out so much that was in the movie! I think in my opinion since the question begged me that the tree house was the best part of the story, and I would love to have one, for I would make my bed in the tower and paint the walls green but have real plumbing with shower and high speed internet in it. I find the book version lacking for it left out the treehouse and the girl and that Tarzan game they played by the waterfalls. Also, many of the words were long and hard to understand, since I was ever in a hurry that week and coulndt stop to use the dictionary all the time like usual when I read the paper, for example, or the instructions on the back of No- Bake Cheesecake by Jello. I also wondered things like where the hell are all the pirates? To answer the question in only a few words I would have to say, the movie was better because it had them riding ostriches and rolling logs down a hill to crush people, where in the book there was nothing cool like that."
  58. 58. Writing about comparisons is often useful, though. Well, usually.
  59. 59. Do not be surprised when thosewho ignore the rules of grammaralso ignore the law. After all, the law is just so much grammar. ~Robert Brault
  60. 60. “20 items or less,” indeed.• “Less” is used when the items cannot be easily counted. If the items can be easily counted, the proper word is “fewer.”• Sally ate less at breakfast than at lunch.• Sally ate fewer meals with her new diet.• Please alert your local WalMart, as their sign really annoys people who know how to use the English language. Then again, it also shows the local population who can read & count and who can’t – a little IQ test, if you will.
  61. 61. Use “I” if the pronoun is the subject, or if it follows a linking verb.When in doubt, use the pronoun alone. The rule doesn’t change just because you might be dealing with a compound.
  62. 62. The most essential gift fora good writer is a built-in,shock-proof shit detector. ---Ernest Hemingway
  63. 63. Things you write can come back to haunt you. Think before you post.
  64. 64. If you’re going to worry, worry about the right things. Change the wrong things.
  65. 65. Some critics will write “Maya Angelou is a naturalwriter” - which is right after being a natural heartsurgeon. -- Maya Angelou
  66. 66. There is no greateragony than bearing an untold story inside you. ~ Maya Angelou
  67. 67. Yes. Yes, we can.
  68. 68. Marie Antoinette never said “Let them eat cake.” She was misquoted. Be careful with your citations; youdon’t want to be misquoted, either. Of course, there’s no sense losing your head over it.
  69. 69. Be sure your graphicsmatch your message. The wrong graphic might invalidate your argument.
  70. 70. Duckface was stupidat the turn of the 20 thcentury, too.
  71. 71. Write about your pleasures.
  72. 72. Write about your job.
  73. 73. Write about other people’s children.
  74. 74. Write about funny signs you see in your area.
  75. 75. Write about funny things. Write about sad things. Write aboutthings that have happened to you, or to someone you know. Write about deadly serious things. Write about things soother people will know what to do in similar circumstances. Tell us. Tell.
  76. 76. The beautiful part of writing is thatyou don’t have to get it right the first time, unlike, say, a brain surgeon. ~Robert Cormier
  77. 77. The power of the harasser, the abuser, the rapist depends above all on the silence of women.—Ursula LeGuin Speak out. Act. Write it up.
  78. 78. Be the brave one, not the needy one. Write your own story.
  79. 79. Choose your words wisely.
  80. 80. Let the secret of your success be YOU.
  81. 81. Authors who never give yousomething to disagree withnever give you anything tothink about. -- Michael LaRoccaDon’t be afraid to make a reader angry.You’re doing him a favor if you do. Never fearcontroversy. Embrace it. It makes us think.
  82. 82. Be careful what you write down. Be sure you really want to write it.You are carving in stone. Is this how you want people to perceive you?
  83. 83. All creative people are a little crazy. Nurture it. It’s whatmakes us unique. It’s also what gives us blog fodder.
  84. 84. Do you do ordinary things in an unusual way? TELL US ABOUT IT.
  85. 85. . . . and write about both.
  86. 86. Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. ~Joseph Addison
  87. 87. Readerswill always bebetter writers.
  88. 88. What immeasurable wonders areexperienced and understood by a reader that a non-reader can’t even imagine, for if he couldimagine it, he’d be a reader, too.
  89. 89. Readingenhances the soul, the mind, the body, the emotions. . . .
  90. 90. Nonreaders have only one world in which to dwell; readers live inthe universe - not just ours, but all of them. And, living there, they have much to say to each other which a nonreader can’t begin to comprehend.
  91. 91. Readers appreciate the world morebecause they have seen what it is, what it has been, and what it could be.
  92. 92. Readers have more wordsand more experiences to connect to the world.
  93. 93. Readersunderstand the worldmore clearly.
  94. 94. A bird doesnt sing because it has ananswer, it sings because it has a song. -- Maya Angelou
  95. 95. You have asong, too. Sing.
  96. 96. Who among us does NOT work for the circus? Really? Liar.
  97. 97. I think that in order to write really well andconvincingly, one must be somewhat poisoned by emotion. --Edna Ferber
  98. 98. Remove those I want you to like me stickers from yourforehead and, instead, placethem where they truly will do the most good -- on your mirror! ~ Susan Jeffers
  99. 99. Possessives: If the word does not endin “s,” add ‘s. If the word already ends in “s,” add an apostrophe after it.
  100. 100. Excellent writing can be found in unexpected places.
  101. 101. Inexcusable mistakes can be found in unexpected places, too.
  102. 102. People want to know why I do this, why I write such gross stuff. I like to tell them I have the heart of a small boy... and I keep it in a jar on my desk. -- Stephen King
  103. 103. Put your ear down close to your soul and listen hard. --Anne Sexton
  104. 104. It makes little difference howmany university degrees orcourses a person may own.If he cannot use words tomove an idea from one pointto another, his education isincomplete. --- Norman Cousins
  105. 105. The gentleman below (with my daughters) is Barrett Hansen,but you probably know him better by another name. Becauseof him, hundreds of writers have found success. There are all kinds of writers, and to encourage them is a noble, if occasionally “demented,” profession.
  106. 106. Laugh. Cry. Sing. Dance. Love. Hate. And tell the world about it all.
  107. 107. If your dog LOOSES its collar, it will probably LOSE it. You don’t loose your keys. You lose your keys.This little spelling glitch makes you look like a tool. Just to let you know.
  108. 108. Never put an “s” at the end of “anyway.” Never spell it “neway.” Never. Never. Never.
  109. 109. If the sign says “No checksexcepted,” they have to take your check.
  110. 110. The rewrite is often far superior to the original.
  111. 111. Cell phone: OKANYWHERE ELSE: Verboten
  112. 112. You don’t dot your i’s with little hearts any more. (I hope.) Don’t use cutesycode when you write; it’s hard to takean adult seriously if she is still writing as a pre-teen would write.(OMG, the old broad’s not serious, LOL!) She’s serious.
  113. 113. In math, two negatives equal a positive.The same is true in English grammar.“I don’t want nothing” actually means “I do wantsomething.”“I don’t hardly see your point” actually means “I seeyour point, plain as day.”Use one negative at a time or you’ll find yourselfsaying the opposite of what you meant to say.
  114. 114. Our worst experiences can be our best experiences. When we’vebeen through hell, writing about it can help others avoid it. Tempered steel and vulcanized rubber are tough – strong, and capable of withstanding tremendous pressure. They get that way by going through fire.
  115. 115. Apollo and the MusesIn ancient times, women were in charge of all things artistic and creative. Without women, we would have no “music,” “museums,” or “amusements.” Or any more men.
  116. 116. P.S. Now you know where a really cool band got its name: from creative women.
  117. 117. We are a species that needs andwants to understand who we are.Sheep lice do not seem to sharethis longing, which is one reason why they write so little. --Anne Lamott
  118. 118. Writing is only boring to the people who are, themselves, boring.
  119. 119. Its tougher than Himalayan yakjerky in January. But, as any creative person will tell you, there are days when theres absolutely nothing sweeter than creating something from nothing. -- Richard Krzemien
  120. 120. The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug. -- Mark Twain
  121. 121. I saved this one for last. It’s an interrobang. The interrobang is the punctuationalequivalent of awesome, glorious, holy cow, fantastic, and WTFOMG.
  122. 122. One more time: Let’s groove onthe weirdo punctuation marks!
  123. 123. Writing is not a genteel profession. Itsquite nasty and tough and kind of dirty. -- Rosemary Mahoney
  124. 124. There is nothing to writing. All you dois sit down at a typewriter and open a vein. --- Red Smith
  125. 125. Write about yourlife. Tell us how it was. And is.
  126. 126. So, you don’t think you can write? I beg to differ.I’ve seen pigs fly before.
  127. 127. When we were children, we used to thinkthat when we were grown-up we wouldno longer be vulnerable. But to grow upis to accept vulnerability.... To be alive isto be vulnerable. -- Madeline L’Engle Write on. An Interlude, by William Sergeant Kendall, 1907
  128. 128. P.S.Beware of advice-- even this. ~Carl Sandburg
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