Bishoy Ramez & Shaimaa Magdy
Why men are more happy
If 7amdy, Abdel Maguid and Sa3eed go out for a lunch, they
will call each other Zalata, Sawaree5, Kebda.
If Fawzeyya, 3adalat and 3ateyyat go out for a lunch, they
will call each other Fawzeyya, 3adalat and 3ateyyat.
When the bill arrives, Zalata, Sawaree5 and
Kebda will each throw in 100 EGP, even though
it’s only for 232.5 EGP.
When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket
A man will pay 200 EGP for a 100 EGP item he
A woman will pay 100 EGP for a 200 EGP item
that she doesn’t need but it’s on sale.
A man has 6 items in his bathroom: Toothbrush,
toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, soap and a
The average number of items in the typical
woman’s bathroom is 337.
A woman worries about the future until she gets
A man never worries about his future until he
gets a wife.
A successful man is the one who makes more
money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is the one who can ﬁnd
such a man.
A woman marries a man expecting he will
change, but he doesn’t.
A man marries a woman expecting that she
won’t change, but she does.
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the
plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read
a book and get the mail.
A man will dress up for ONLY weddings and
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
Ah, Children. Women knows all about her
A man is vaguely aware of some short people
living in the house.
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning
of a new argument.
We win. End of Story.