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  • 1. Men vs Women Bishoy Ramez & Shaimaa Magdy
  • 2. Why men are more happy than women!?
  • 3. Nicknames If 7amdy, Abdel Maguid and Sa3eed go out for a lunch, they will call each other Zalata, Sawaree5, Kebda.
  • 4. Nicknames If Fawzeyya, 3adalat and 3ateyyat go out for a lunch, they will call each other Fawzeyya, 3adalat and 3ateyyat.
  • 5. Eating Out When the bill arrives, Zalata, Sawaree5 and Kebda will each throw in 100 EGP, even though it’s only for 232.5 EGP.
  • 6. Eating Out When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculator.
  • 7. Money A man will pay 200 EGP for a 100 EGP item he needs.
  • 8. Money A woman will pay 100 EGP for a 200 EGP item that she doesn’t need but it’s on sale.
  • 9. Bathrooms A man has 6 items in his bathroom: Toothbrush, toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, soap and a towel.
  • 10. Bathrooms The average number of items in the typical woman’s bathroom is 337.
  • 11. Future A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
  • 12. Future A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife.
  • 13. Success A successful man is the one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
  • 14. Success A successful woman is the one who can find such a man.
  • 15. Marriage A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
  • 16. Marriage A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, but she does.
  • 17. Dressing Up A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book and get the mail.
  • 18. Dressing Up A man will dress up for ONLY weddings and funerals.
  • 19. Natural Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
  • 20. Natural Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
  • 21. Offspring Ah, Children. Women knows all about her children.
  • 22. Offspring A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
  • 23. Arguments A woman has the last word in any argument.
  • 24. Arguments Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
  • 25. We win. End of Story.
  • 26. Thank You