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Contents
Jousting
Cossacks
Roman Chariots
Wild West
Corporate
Film TV and Animal Protection
W e are delighted to present our latest portfolio of live action stunt shows. Horses Impossible was formed in 1996
by John Kearney, our business has three distinct operations.
• Arena Shows
• Film & TV
• Corporate Entertainments & PR stunts
For the past 12 years we have improved and refined our events, adding new attractions, costumes, horses and equipment each year.
We pride ourselves on being able to offer great value for money whilst maintaining a beautiful show, theming and the widest variety
of events to choose from.
If you would like something truely bespoke, we would be delighted to tailor make your party for you. Please put our venue knowledge,
creativity and experience to the test!
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“MEDIEVAL JOUSTING IS OUR
MOST POPULAR SHOW”
M edieval Jousting
Jousting is one of our most popular shows and includes 6 mounted Knights, Squires and a commentator. The performance time is
either two shows of 30 minutes or one show of 45 minutes, entirely depending on your programme. We also provide full
commentary and background music.
Clients include Lulworth Castle in Dorset where we first performed in 1999 every Friday during the summer holidays. It has been
such a success that it has grown over the last 10 years and we now perform 2 shows a day, 6 days a week throughout the summer
holidays. Other clients include Essex Council, Nivea and Warwick Castle.
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“COSSACK OF THE CAUCASUS”
C ossack of the Caucasus
Wild strange feats and fearless equitation
A fully choreographed show including music and commentary.
Two shows of 25 minutes or one show of 35 minutes.
Previous clients include Corsley Agricultural show and Planet
Pursuits Company Fun Day.
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“ROMAN CHARIOT RACING”
R oman chariot racing
This includes fully choreographed chariot races, using 8 - 12 horses in
teams of two or four. This show provides edge of your seat thrills and spills
- “an unforgettable experience, lovely day out”. Two shows of 25 minutes
each.
We now have Chariot Racing available as Team Building or
Corporate/Company fun days. Learn to drive a pair of horses
in a chariot, how to harness and look after the horses.
At the end of the day you are able to watch a thrilling Chariot Race,
a great climax to the end of the day.
Clients include Snake in the Grass, an event company,
which has used us for 5 years.
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“WILD WEST SHOW”
W ild West Show
A fully choreographed show using up to 12 horses and including a
Wells Fargo Stage Coach. This comprises of two shows of 25
minutes each.
We now have a new Chuck Wagon racing show using two teams
of 4 horses just like the Calgary Stampede.
Previous clients include Theme Traders Event Company as part of
their Western themed Company Fun Day.
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“EXCELLENT FOR ANY EVENT”
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• Parties
e also undertake Some other examples of our work:
Shrek Tour around 8 major UK cities
‘Christmas Lights”
• Publicity Stunts
Planet of the Apes, Virgin Megastore
• Film Launches
• Road Shows Oxford Street for Timebased Events Case
• Award Ceremonies Gun Playstation, Oxford Street
• Celebrities
Which Magazine, Dick Turpin,
• Product Launches Publicity Stunt
• Theatre
Prince Caspian World Premier
- O2 Building
And everything else………………..
Legend of the Green Knight
- 6 weeks Theatre show, London
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“OUR PORTFOLIO”
Animal Protection
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As a producer of performing horses for live shows,
film and television we take this responsibility very seriously.
ilm and TV. The proper care and welfare of our horses is of the utmost
importance.
Robin Hood (2010) Van Helsing (2004)
The Wolfman (2010) Kingdom With over 30 horses, ponies and mules we have regular
Clash of the Titans (2010) Harry Potter meetings with our Vets to ensure the management of
the animals, accommodation, transport and
Sherlock Holmes (2009) Gladiator
participation in the shows is as stress-free as possible.
Prince of Persia (2010) First Knight We are also in regular contact with leading animal health
Creation (2009) Ivanhoe practitioners, DEFRA and LANTRA.
The Imaginarium Fingersmith
of Dr Panassus (2009) Daniel Deronda John and Rachel have certificates for horse transport and
The Colour of Magic (2008) Tipping the Velvet Performing Animal License. John is working towards his
The Seeker: The Dark is Rising Heartbeat NVQ 4 in performing animals in the
(2007) Hounds of the Baskervilles Audio Visual Industry.
Elizabeth: Golden Age (2007) To name just a few..........
We are deeply committed to the welfare of our horses
and our human performers.
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Rachel & John Kearney
Horses Impossible, Mill House Farm, Lodge Lane,
Bressingham, IP22 2BE, Norfolk
info@horsesimpossible.com 01379 687370 or 079561 69541
Henrietta Weld Marketing & PR
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