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  • Toilet troubleThe trick with the toilets was to be in and out quickFor the smell it was hell and it made some folk sickBut today was the day that things went wrongFor a bright Chinese lad called Christopher WongHe only went in for a wee did he,But so did Danny, a racist, plus three.The four of them stood and they watched himBut before he could leave they started to diss him.They laughed at his eyes, his hair and his skinThen the four of them started pushin’ and shovin’Now Chris was used to the abuse of his featuresBut this unfair attack he reported to teachersDanny was excluded for a week and two daysBut this didn’t stop him, he was stuck in his ways.Many years later came Danny’s downfallWhen he fell from a ladder whilst cementing a wall.Through the glass roof of a toilet he fellAs he crashed through the glass it, cut him up wellHe landed on the floor on this day of his hellLying bleeding and broken in the filth and the smellThe ambulance arrived with life-saving speedAnd the chap who helped Danny was an expert indeed.He rigged up a drip for the blood it was drainingHe knew just what to do; he’d had plenty of trainingDanny was off work for a week and two daysThe day of his downfall nothing more than a hazeBut he remembered the help he’d received on that floor
  • And the skills that had dragged him back from death’s doorSo he sought the paramedic as he thought that he oughtSay thanks for the help on that day so fraughtThe hospital receptionist asked him to waitWhilst they checked out their records, the time and the datePlease take a seat she said, he’ll soon be alongThe man that you’re looking for is Christopher Wong.