Your mirror is a friend, an enemy, or just an acquaintance?
I’d say an enemy: what did you do to cause such a reaction?
<ul><ul><li>A mirror reflects but does not ponder, so it can’t accuse!  </li></ul></ul>
Let me tell you, you two don’t get on at all!
Don’t exaggerate now, it doesn’t hate you, it just finds you nasty!
You can’t deceive it, your mirror knows your intentions.
Sometimes, however, it can be a good pal;
just for a short while, then it becomes again a fink.
The mirror knows all your facets, whenever it mixes them up try a reset.
Not that way:  I mean, show it clearly who’s the boss.
That’s better, now it seems scared...
... really scared!
The shaver is a menace, hair is an essential feature!
Don’t show mercy, it’s a mirror, it must show your exact image.
Probably it’s teasing you but plays the good guy... Of course that with nice manners, everything is possible.
Now it shows itself as a friend.
A kind and gentle image,
I’d say even elegant. You’ll see that it won’t play any more jokes on you.
It would be your wife to suffer them!
Time for a change: you must treat it as a simple acquaintance. ... Or come to terms: don’t switch on the lights, don’t loo...
By the way, I’m joking: what really matters is the opinion you have of yourself, not the image that you see in the mirror....
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  • I have used many of these images in my slideshow entitled 'Reflections' some five months ago. We may share the same love of humour as well as a love of slide shows. I like your presentation
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Man and mirror

  1. 2. Your mirror is a friend, an enemy, or just an acquaintance?
  2. 3. I’d say an enemy: what did you do to cause such a reaction?
  3. 4. <ul><ul><li>A mirror reflects but does not ponder, so it can’t accuse! </li></ul></ul>
  4. 5. Let me tell you, you two don’t get on at all!
  5. 6. Don’t exaggerate now, it doesn’t hate you, it just finds you nasty!
  6. 7. You can’t deceive it, your mirror knows your intentions.
  7. 8. Sometimes, however, it can be a good pal;
  8. 9. just for a short while, then it becomes again a fink.
  9. 10. The mirror knows all your facets, whenever it mixes them up try a reset.
  10. 11. Not that way: I mean, show it clearly who’s the boss.
  11. 12. That’s better, now it seems scared...
  12. 13. ... really scared!
  13. 14. The shaver is a menace, hair is an essential feature!
  14. 15. Don’t show mercy, it’s a mirror, it must show your exact image.
  15. 16. Probably it’s teasing you but plays the good guy... Of course that with nice manners, everything is possible.
  16. 17. Now it shows itself as a friend.
  17. 18. A kind and gentle image,
  18. 19. I’d say even elegant. You’ll see that it won’t play any more jokes on you.
  19. 20. It would be your wife to suffer them!
  20. 21. Time for a change: you must treat it as a simple acquaintance. ... Or come to terms: don’t switch on the lights, don’t look straight at the image on the mirror, or hid yourself so it cannot see you!
  21. 22. By the way, I’m joking: what really matters is the opinion you have of yourself, not the image that you see in the mirror. Have a good day! Text & Graphic Work: GiEffebis@alice.it English: mussonor@gmail.com

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