The Beefy Bacon Man
By: Sea & Elysia Foster
Illustration by: a Bunch of random
Once upon a time there lived an old couple in the Gummy drop tower, in the
Heart of Sweet Candy Island.
Mr. and Mrs. Honeywell were hungry, so Mrs. Honeywell batched some beefy bacon.
When Mrs. Honeywell took it out of the
oven she said “Ahh, Bacon is so rare
That even the king would pay millions of
chocolate coins for it.”
Then Mrs. Honeywell said “Look! There is a butterscotch fly outside. Let’s go take a look.”
And her and her husband went out to look.
After the Beefy Bacon grew arms and legs and hopped out and ran away as fast as
He could, past the sugar sweet trees.
After a while he took a break and sat
On the swings at Sorbet Elementary
Moments later beefy bacon man heard noises. It was
They charged for the Beefy Bacon Man. The beefy bacon man shouted “run, run as
Fastas you can, you can’t catch me I’m the beefy bacon man.”
He headed towards Mt. JelloMello. As he ran up he bumped into the scariest but
Cutest animal of all….. The Grizzly Gummy Bear.
The beefy bacon man did a zigzag run so the gummy couldn’t catch him.
The grizzly Gumi missed him but got the children rotting their teeth!
Beefy Bacon Man kept on running until he reached North Pixie Stick, where
He walked Marshmallow Canyon.
Beefy Bacon Man bumped into a Sugar Coated Mint Penguin. Who headed
towards beefy bacon man thinking he was a fish. The beefy Bacon man said “run,
Run as fast as you can, you can’t catch me I’m the Beefy bacon man.” But he ran
Into a dead end…
“Please don’t eat me, Please don’t eat me.” begged the beefy bacon man.
But the penguin didn’t listen and gobbled the beefy bacon man right up. The sugar
Coated mint penguin lived happily ever after with a full tummy.