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  • 1. Tweet4Meat: Raising Money For Heifer International - The PowerPointA Presentation & Plea for Donations from @FlyoverJoel
  • 2. If we ate cats for lunch we could consolidate something like 85% of all Facebook photos.
  • 3. The sale of horse meatfor consumption isnow legal again inAmerica and it’s agame changer for littlegirls who want abirthday pony.
  • 4. Importance of commas:Hush puppies are delicious.Hush, puppies are delicious.
  • 5. Life is short so go ahead andhave that second donut even ifhaving a second donut everyday is what makes life short. My biggest issue with American English is that “breakfast burrito” slipped into common usage, but “dinner donut” has not.
  • 6. Circle of Life: I drink my beer while standing in the food line then eat my food in my beer line.
  • 7. My wife is out of town for 10 days which is like 70 dog days or 12 large pizzas.
  • 8. The importance of tacos to self-actualization is severely underestimated on Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs.
  • 9. The Long Island Iced Tea is the turducken of cocktails.
  • 10. A tortilla is thecocoon whichprotects a burritocaterpillar duringits magicaltransformationinto a butterfly ofdeliciousness.
  • 11. Ugh. It’s like don’t even talk to me in the morning until I’ve had my lunch.
  • 12. My salad for lunch needs more cheese and a hamburger. If you win the Mega Millions jackpot you can buy 233,000,000 McDoubles after taxes to stimulate the economy and become the Bovine Overlord.
  • 13. It’s not lunch; it’s “best-in-class value-addedburrito solutions for your integrated cross-family enterprise nutritional infrastructure.”
  • 14. It’s good that evolution made them so cuteotherwise I’d be eatingotterchiladas for lunch.
  • 15. Pigs are the Batman utility belt of breakfast foods.
  • 16. This Thanksgiving impress your family and friends, not with asome old gravy boat, but with a fully functional gravy battleship.
  • 17. If you love something set itfree. If you come home to findit sitting on your couch eating Cheetos in their underpants, get married.
  • 18. Please consider a $10, $15 or even a $25 donation to Heifer International as part of #Tweet4Meat!You can donate at:http://www.firstgiving.com/fundraiser/tweet4meat/2012
  • 19. Thanks for Reading (AND DONATING)!If you’d like more, you can always follow me onTwitter at www.twitter.com/flyoverjoelOr Facebook at: http://www.facebook.com/FlyoverJoel