Tweet4Meat: Raising Money For        Heifer International - The PowerPointA Presentation & Plea for Donations from @Flyove...
If we ate cats for lunch we could consolidate something like 85% of all Facebook photos.
The sale of horse meatfor consumption isnow legal again inAmerica and it’s agame changer for littlegirls who want abirthda...
Importance of commas:Hush puppies are delicious.Hush, puppies are delicious.
Life is short so go ahead andhave that second donut even ifhaving a second donut everyday is what makes life short.       ...
Circle of Life: I drink my beer while standing in the    food line then eat my food in my beer line.
My wife is out of town for 10 days which is like 70 dog days or 12           large pizzas.
The importance of tacos to self-actualization is severely  underestimated on Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs.
The Long Island Iced Tea is the   turducken of cocktails.
A tortilla is thecocoon whichprotects a burritocaterpillar duringits magicaltransformationinto a butterfly ofdeliciousness.
Ugh. It’s like don’t even talk to me in the morning until                    I’ve had my lunch.
My salad for lunch needs more cheese and a hamburger.   If you win the Mega Millions jackpot you can buy  233,000,000 McDo...
It’s not lunch; it’s “best-in-class value-addedburrito solutions for your integrated cross-family       enterprise nutriti...
It’s good that evolution   made them so cuteotherwise I’d be eatingotterchiladas for lunch.
Pigs are the Batman utility belt of breakfast foods.
This Thanksgiving impress your family and friends, not with asome old gravy boat, but with a fully functional gravy battle...
If you love something set itfree. If you come home to findit sitting on your couch eating Cheetos in their underpants,    ...
Please consider a $10, $15 or even a $25 donation to      Heifer International as part of #Tweet4Meat!You can donate at:ht...
Thanks for Reading (AND DONATING)!If you’d like more, you can always follow me onTwitter at www.twitter.com/flyoverjoelOr ...
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  1. 1. Tweet4Meat: Raising Money For Heifer International - The PowerPointA Presentation & Plea for Donations from @FlyoverJoel
  2. 2. If we ate cats for lunch we could consolidate something like 85% of all Facebook photos.
  3. 3. The sale of horse meatfor consumption isnow legal again inAmerica and it’s agame changer for littlegirls who want abirthday pony.
  4. 4. Importance of commas:Hush puppies are delicious.Hush, puppies are delicious.
  5. 5. Life is short so go ahead andhave that second donut even ifhaving a second donut everyday is what makes life short. My biggest issue with American English is that “breakfast burrito” slipped into common usage, but “dinner donut” has not.
  6. 6. Circle of Life: I drink my beer while standing in the food line then eat my food in my beer line.
  7. 7. My wife is out of town for 10 days which is like 70 dog days or 12 large pizzas.
  8. 8. The importance of tacos to self-actualization is severely underestimated on Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs.
  9. 9. The Long Island Iced Tea is the turducken of cocktails.
  10. 10. A tortilla is thecocoon whichprotects a burritocaterpillar duringits magicaltransformationinto a butterfly ofdeliciousness.
  11. 11. Ugh. It’s like don’t even talk to me in the morning until I’ve had my lunch.
  12. 12. My salad for lunch needs more cheese and a hamburger. If you win the Mega Millions jackpot you can buy 233,000,000 McDoubles after taxes to stimulate the economy and become the Bovine Overlord.
  13. 13. It’s not lunch; it’s “best-in-class value-addedburrito solutions for your integrated cross-family enterprise nutritional infrastructure.”
  14. 14. It’s good that evolution made them so cuteotherwise I’d be eatingotterchiladas for lunch.
  15. 15. Pigs are the Batman utility belt of breakfast foods.
  16. 16. This Thanksgiving impress your family and friends, not with asome old gravy boat, but with a fully functional gravy battleship.
  17. 17. If you love something set itfree. If you come home to findit sitting on your couch eating Cheetos in their underpants, get married.
  18. 18. Please consider a $10, $15 or even a $25 donation to Heifer International as part of #Tweet4Meat!You can donate at:http://www.firstgiving.com/fundraiser/tweet4meat/2012
  19. 19. Thanks for Reading (AND DONATING)!If you’d like more, you can always follow me onTwitter at www.twitter.com/flyoverjoelOr Facebook at: http://www.facebook.com/FlyoverJoel

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