This Is What Happens When  You Leave Me Home AloneAnother PowerPointPresentation From:   FlyoverJoel
"Mommy, whats a butterfly?""When a girl loves many boys in a short time during college, she        gets a tattoo reminder ...
Importance of commas:Hush puppies are delicious.Hush, puppies are delicious.
With my wife out of town, I’mgoing to put a beer in everyroom of my house and hold apub crawl of loneliness.
Religion gave womena rib, evolution gavethem boobs.Your move religion.
“I don’t often chuckwood, but when Iwould chuck wood, thewood I would chuck isDos Equis.” – TheMost InterestingWoodchuck i...
Civil War reenactments are a lot like meetings. You do the same thing over andover again while waiting for your turn to die.
Give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day. Teach a fishsome math and welcome our new dolphin overlords.
Nobody puts Baby in the corner at our house because         thats where we keep the dingos.
Tell me once, shameon you. Tell me twice,shame on me. Tell me three or more times, we must be married.
I mix my drinks like I mix my metaphors:  Strong and until I stop making sense.
Measure twice, cut once, swear three times, drink four       beers, and hire someone else to do it.
When someone says “let’s go get a cold one,” I always drive to  the zoo because I know that’s code for “steal a penguin.”
Entering a password accurately on the third try is asclose as most of us will ever get to defusing a bomb           when t...
Woke up three hours ago.Pretty much ready to eat dinner       and call it a night.
Nothing in the world ismore serious than thedeep breath a drunktakes right before theyattempt to say somethingsounding sob...
Thanks for Reading!If you’d like more, you can always follow me onTwitter at www.twitter.com/flyoverjoelOr Facebook at: ht...
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  1. 1. This Is What Happens When You Leave Me Home AloneAnother PowerPointPresentation From: FlyoverJoel
  2. 2. "Mommy, whats a butterfly?""When a girl loves many boys in a short time during college, she gets a tattoo reminder for her future husband."
  3. 3. Importance of commas:Hush puppies are delicious.Hush, puppies are delicious.
  4. 4. With my wife out of town, I’mgoing to put a beer in everyroom of my house and hold apub crawl of loneliness.
  5. 5. Religion gave womena rib, evolution gavethem boobs.Your move religion.
  6. 6. “I don’t often chuckwood, but when Iwould chuck wood, thewood I would chuck isDos Equis.” – TheMost InterestingWoodchuck in theWorld
  7. 7. Civil War reenactments are a lot like meetings. You do the same thing over andover again while waiting for your turn to die.
  8. 8. Give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day. Teach a fishsome math and welcome our new dolphin overlords.
  9. 9. Nobody puts Baby in the corner at our house because thats where we keep the dingos.
  10. 10. Tell me once, shameon you. Tell me twice,shame on me. Tell me three or more times, we must be married.
  11. 11. I mix my drinks like I mix my metaphors: Strong and until I stop making sense.
  12. 12. Measure twice, cut once, swear three times, drink four beers, and hire someone else to do it.
  13. 13. When someone says “let’s go get a cold one,” I always drive to the zoo because I know that’s code for “steal a penguin.”
  14. 14. Entering a password accurately on the third try is asclose as most of us will ever get to defusing a bomb when the timer hits 1 second.
  15. 15. Woke up three hours ago.Pretty much ready to eat dinner and call it a night.
  16. 16. Nothing in the world ismore serious than thedeep breath a drunktakes right before theyattempt to say somethingsounding sober.
  17. 17. Thanks for Reading!If you’d like more, you can always follow me onTwitter at www.twitter.com/flyoverjoelOr Facebook at: http://www.facebook.com/FlyoverJoel

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