Immigrant Song: A PowerPoint             By FlyoverJoel
AgendaWe will cover the following topics:1. Ah2. Ah3. Ahhhhhhh4. Ahhh5. Ah6. Ah7. Ahhhhhhh8. Ahhh
Who We Are                                      ExportsIncorporated over 1000years agoPrimary exports are ice             ...
Viking Emergence                   In FY793, CTO Thor expects                       to utilize cutting edge               ...
Mission Statement  We specialize in Enterprise Value-Added hordemanagement, rightsizing our customers, and leaving        ...
Q4 Goals              Capitalize on best practice               logistics by bringing oar               threshing to the ...
Metrics   Valhalla, I am coming!
Q4 Acquisition Plans   Shift from ice and snowcentric world-    view to one that includes green fields   Leverage Wester...
Critical Success Factors             Rebuild ruined brick-and-                 mortar facilities              Renew peace ...
In Review1. Ah2. Ah3. Ah4. Ahhh5. Ah6. Ah7. Ah8. Ahhh
Thanks for Reading!If you’d like more, you can alwaysFollow me on Twitter at:www.twitter.com/flyoverjoelOr on Facebook at:...
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Have you ever wondered what Led Zeppelin's Immigrant Song would look like if it was written by a modern day marketing manager? Well wonder no more.

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  • Thanks Ross! I love the suggestions too. I was also thinking D'yer Mak'er: The Value of Social CRM in Customer Retention would be pretty good as well.
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  • Best ever. I look forward to your competitive analysis of Communication Breakdown, the When the Levee Breaks Magic Quadrant and Black Dog Hype Cycle.
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Immigrant Song

  1. 1. Immigrant Song: A PowerPoint By FlyoverJoel
  2. 2. AgendaWe will cover the following topics:1. Ah2. Ah3. Ahhhhhhh4. Ahhh5. Ah6. Ah7. Ahhhhhhh8. Ahhh
  3. 3. Who We Are ExportsIncorporated over 1000years agoPrimary exports are ice Iceand snow Snow Northern field office in the land of the midnight sun located conveniently nearly flowing hot springs
  4. 4. Viking Emergence In FY793, CTO Thor expects to utilize cutting edge hammer technology to drive acquisition and diversify our reach in emerging lands.
  5. 5. Mission Statement We specialize in Enterprise Value-Added hordemanagement, rightsizing our customers, and leaving them raving fans.
  6. 6. Q4 Goals  Capitalize on best practice logistics by bringing oar threshing to the table  Continued globalization through meeting primary objective of claiming Western Shore  Export more battleaxes to the head
  7. 7. Metrics Valhalla, I am coming!
  8. 8. Q4 Acquisition Plans Shift from ice and snowcentric world- view to one that includes green fields Leverage Western Shore integration Provide social media community brand development through sharing Will row for grog! of white paper case studies from gory victories
  9. 9. Critical Success Factors Rebuild ruined brick-and- mortar facilities Renew peace and trust Proactively seek Win-Win New paradigm of client-centric trust and empowerment
  10. 10. In Review1. Ah2. Ah3. Ah4. Ahhh5. Ah6. Ah7. Ah8. Ahhh
  11. 11. Thanks for Reading!If you’d like more, you can alwaysFollow me on Twitter at:www.twitter.com/flyoverjoelOr on Facebook at:http://www.facebook.com/FlyoverJoel

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