Mentol Information Reports The Death Industry August 2009 Mentol

Index 1. Industry Overview 2. Leading Brands 3. Forecasts 4. Summary 5. Appendix Mentol

1. Industry Overview

2. Leading Brands

3. Forecasts

4. Summary

5. Appendix

Industry Overview Mentol

Industry Overview The Death Industry is one of the oldest industries in the world, although it was established in its modern form in the 1970’s. This report focuses on the UK managed brands following the remarkably successful year (see industry value chart on following page) that took many analysts (us included) by surprise. Mentol

The Death Industry is one of the oldest industries in the world, although it was established in its modern form in the 1970’s.

This report focuses on the UK managed brands following the remarkably successful year (see industry value chart on following page) that took many analysts (us included) by surprise.

Industry Overview The Death Industry Mentol 318m Souls and 25 virgins 228m Souls 200m Souls 2009 2008 2007 Value

The Death Industry

The Leading Brands Mentol

The Leading Brands Once again the introduction of new brands to the market led to unbelievable growth across the industry. We forecast however that growth on this scale is unlikely to be seen again for some time. Mentol

Once again the introduction of new brands to the market led to unbelievable growth across the industry.

We forecast however that growth on this scale is unlikely to be seen again for some time.

Princess Diana Despite being around longer than any brand in this industry (barring Elvis Toilet Co in the US) the Express Angel Rose Group had another remarkable year; proving that the market is not just a short term one as viewed by many commentators. By linking their brand with new entrants (JGBBP in particular) the 12 year old brand ensured it remained relevant with the critical ‘Casual Racist’ market. Mentol

Despite being around longer than any brand in this industry (barring Elvis Toilet Co in the US) the Express Angel Rose Group had another remarkable year; proving that the market is not just a short term one as viewed by many commentators.

By linking their brand with new entrants (JGBBP in particular) the 12 year old brand ensured it remained relevant with the critical ‘Casual Racist’ market.

Michael Jackson An unexpected entrant to the market, MJ death Ltd racked up impressive profits despite their US origins. Not only did the company manage more than 15 death commemoration magazines, newspaper front pages and TV appearances; they even managed to score 20 top 40 hits and created an instant industry for single gloves. Mentol

An unexpected entrant to the market, MJ death Ltd racked up impressive profits despite their US origins.

Not only did the company manage more than 15 death commemoration magazines, newspaper front pages and TV appearances; they even managed to score 20 top 40 hits and created an instant industry for single gloves.

Jade Goody Despite spending a large part of the last decade trying to implode, JG BB Partnership scored one of the most surprising appearances of any brand in the Death Industry. JGBBP’s success was largely down to capturing the ‘Chav’ and ‘Not so casual racist’ market groups. Having achieved this they then pulled off a huge coup by teaming with the market leader for the joint enterprise Next Di Ltd. Mentol

Despite spending a large part of the last decade trying to implode, JG BB Partnership scored one of the most surprising appearances of any brand in the Death Industry.

JGBBP’s success was largely down to capturing the ‘Chav’ and ‘Not so casual racist’ market groups. Having achieved this they then pulled off a huge coup by teaming with the market leader for the joint enterprise Next Di Ltd.

Jesus Christ Although it is not stictly a UK company, the offshoot ‘Henry VIII Needs a New Wife Group’ has remained a remarkably successful organisation. With lines in books, tv shows, mass market wine, bread and fish products, and a growing presence in the hotly tipped resurrection market; things look like going from strength to strength for HENNW Group. Mentol

Although it is not stictly a UK company, the offshoot ‘Henry VIII Needs a New Wife Group’ has remained a remarkably successful organisation.

With lines in books, tv shows, mass market wine, bread and fish products, and a growing presence in the hotly tipped resurrection market; things look like going from strength to strength for HENNW Group.

Ok that’s enough… Mentol

Let people rest in peace. I am so fed up of annoying ignorant hypocritical bastards pretending to show respect for the dead to make money. Mentol

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