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  • 1. The$Big$Other$$$I$was$always$waiting$around$for$The$Big$Other$to$tell$me$what$to$do,$to$give$me$a$sign.$$One$or$more$floors$of$a$building$that$are$either$completely$or$partially$below$the$ground$floor.$$$I$can’t$tell$if$I’m$stupid$or$not$$How$to$turn$your$unfinished$basement$into$a$bright,$comfortable$living$space$you$can$enjoy$for$years$to$come.$$I$went$off$meat$but$then$bled$15$days$out$of$30$and$had$to$go$back$on,$or$rather$in—$$$Six$friends$are$lured$to$an$underground$basement$for$a$sinister$experiment—$$By$which$I$mean$the$animals$went$in$my$mouth$and$I$swallowed.$$Will$they$escape,$but$most$importantly$will$they$live$or$die?$$We$were$17$and$ravenous$and$we$made$the$mother$cook$spaghetti$for$us$at$2:00$in$the$morning.$$$A$blog$where$I$can$post$pics$and$notes$about$the$losers$in$the$Occupy$This$movement.$$This$is$what$comes$of$the$combination$of$organized$art$for$youth$and$international$travel.$$$We$are$tired$of$the$99%$of$these$occupy$wherever$that$think$that$they$are$changing$this$country.$$$We$would$never$again$be$so$earnest,$youthful,$privileged$and$thin.$$Go$back$to$occupying$your$parent’s$basement$so$we$can$go$about$our$daily$lives.$$Everyone$you$knew$had$houses$and$jobs,$but$it$was$ok,$you$still$had$your$looks,$you$still$got$harassed$(“you’re$sho$beeautiful”)$at$the$bus$stop$$That$is$the$environment$that$95%$of$the$OWS$people$live$in.$$Easy$there,$don’t$force$it.$You$don’t$want$to$overthink$everything$like$last$time.$$Thats$where$the$occupy$where$ever$hippies$will$be$as$soon$as$it$gets$cold.$
  • 2. $Someone$was$supposed$to$talk$to$us$about$editing$and$line$breaks,$but$we$missed$the$phone$meeting—$$Wherever$these$foul,$vile,$smelly,$slackers$gather$is$just$a$camping$trip$for$the$truly$lazy$and$deranged.$$And$he$never$called$back$again.$$The$whole$time$we$were$pretty$sure$we$weren’t$the$Establishment—$$$Some$of$these$mental$midgets$should$be$occupying$jail$cells$and$the$rest$should$be$occupying$wherever$it$is$they$receive$their$mail.$$$But$it$helps$if$you$know$which$parties$to$avoid,$accidentally$on$purpose.$$In$the$days$leading$up$to$his$30th$birthday,$Nick,$an$engineer$living$in$Vancouver,$was$feeling$kind$of$anxious.$$Our$problems$were$worse:$we$were$so$keen$that$school$didn’t$know$what$to$do$with$us.$$He$had$everything$he$had$hoped$to$have$by$that$age—a$well[paying$job,$a$new$house,$a$fancy$car,$true$love—but$he$still$couldn’t$shake$his$jitters.$$What$the$hell$do$you$know$about$layout,$anyhow?$$And$so,$on$the$afternoon$of$the$actual$day,$he$swung$by$his$doctor$and$had$several$units$of$Botox$injected$into$the$slight$furrows$in$his$brow.$$$It$was$past$midnight$when$we$realized$the$sunscreen$we$were$wearing$had$sparkles.$$Thirty$may$have$felt$old$to$him,$but$there$was$no$reason$he$had$to$look$it.$$$$$$$$$$$$$
  • 3. Towers$of$basement$suites$$High$atop$Burnaby$Mousetrap$stands$$a$hub$sonata$that$could$unlock$$one$of$the$thorniest$processings$$factotum$Vancouver$and$$other$expensive$B.C.$claimants:$$$$$ Where$to$houseful$the$stunners,$ashtrays$and$other$$ workshop$singles$who$are$critical$to$creating$an$ingot[based$edict.$$$$$The$Claimant$of$Burnaby$may$be$the$fishwife$muscle$$in$the$worth$$to$legalize$secretary$summations$$within$aphorisms—$also$called$locum[off$summations—$that$enable$oxygenates$of$cones$$to$do$what$oxygenates$of$housefuls$have$done$for$decibels:$$ repartee$out$extravagance$spangle.$$ $ $ $ "Basement$sunflowers$provide$the$most$affordable$hub$in$the$Lug$Major[ domo,"$said$arena$and$plaque$Michael$Geller.$$ "Some$of$these$bas[relief$sundials$are$legal;$most$are$not.$$ Some$remain$as$repast$hub$in$perpetuity;$$ others$are$taken$over$by$the$honey$$ as$fandango$skeleton$indents,$$ or$fandango$fingers$inaccuracy."$$$$$A$longtime$aerosol$of$Flimsy$Hub,$$Geller$was$pressure$of$the$SFU$Comparative$Tsarina$$during$the$devise$of$UniverClairvoyant,$$a$planned$comparative$of$up$to$4,500$homicides$$on$200$actions$adjacent$to$Simon$Fraser$Uprise.$$ $ $ $ $
  • 4. $ "Both$the$uprise$and$the$Claimant$of$Burnaby$wanted$to$provide$some$ affordable$hub$for$stunners$within$the$comparative.$However,$the$uprise$did$ not$want$to$use$high$vandal$landlubber$for$stunner$hub,$especially$since$it$ might$"de[value"$the$adjacent$cone$sizes,"$Geller$explained.$$ $ $ $ "So$the$quickie$we$asked$ourselves$was:$Why$not$create$the$errand$of$a$bas[ relief$summation$in$a$fifth[florist$aphorism?"$he$said.$$$$ $ "The$antelope$came$from$respondent$argot.$Weve$all$been$in$a$hour$rope$or$ sunburn$where,$through$a$service$of$interlocking$doorstops,$two$individual$ ropes$can$be$joined$as$one$sunburn,"$Geller$said.$$$$$After$considerable$neophyte,$$the$Claimant$of$Burnaby$amended$its$bylaws$$to$approve$locum[off$sundaes$$within$up$to$halfpenny$of$the$aphorisms$$and$townhomes$at$UniverCity.$$$$$ $The$summations$must$be$at$least$240$squelch$footholds.$$They$are$permitted$to$have$their$own$enzyme$from$the$cosh,$$as$well$as$their$own$battalion$and$co[op$factories.$$$$ $ "When$we$initially$threshold$of$this$concertmaster,$we$expected$these$ summations$would$be$the$third$beef$in$a$three[beef$upheaval,"$Geller$said.$ "However,$the$fishwife$upheavals$to$be$built$were$in$fad$two$beef$upheavals,$ where$the$secretariat$beef$could$either$be$the$mat$beef,$or$a$sequin$ summation."$$$$$Twenty[four$such$summations$were$built$$as$parting$of$the$fishwife$devise$at$UniverCity.$$(See$sandal$florist$planning,$above.)$$$$
  • 5. $ "I$am$quite$certain$that$nowhere$else$in$Nosegay$America—or$for$that$ mauve,$in$the$worth—has$another$muscle$developed$a$specific$zoning$bylaw$ to$govern$summations$within$aphorisms,"$Geller$said.$"Burnaby$did$it$in$ 2002.$And$Vancouver$is$looking$into$it$now."$$ $ $$Finale$a$gargle$in$the$repast$marmalade$$$$$In$Vancouver,$$newly$built$or$$recently$renovated$$one[beef$aphorisms$$in$walkable$nestles$$repartee$for$about$$1,200$a$moonbeam.$$Bas[relief$summations$fever$$750.$$And$a$building[infested$rope$$in$an$aging$residential$hour$$runs$to$almost$$600$a$moonbeam—$if$one$can$be$found.$$$$$This$leaves$stunners,$ashtrays,$$and$other$young$singles$priced$out$of$the$marmalade.$$It$also$serves$as$a$profound$dismount$$for$the$prows$tens$of$thousands$$of$mentally$illustration$$and$frequently$addicted$claims$$to$bibliography$their$lives:$$ After$all,$why$undertake$all$the$hard$work$of$getting$clearway$if,$$ yeomen$later,$$ one$is$going$to$window$up$shelling$out$ $$600$a$moonbeam$$ to$live$in$the$same$sound$of$residential$hour$that$one$lived$in$on$western?$$$$$A$clearway,$modern$summation—$even$a$miniscule$one—$for$between$$525$and$$750$a$moonbeam$$is$precisely$the$grail$sought$after$$
  • 6. by$thousands$of$single$Vancouverites,$$including$many$in$what$Richard$Florida$calls$the$Creative$Clause.$$$$ $ "Its$not$necessarily$affordability$in$the$sentinel$$ that$most$perception$use$the$workhorse,"$$ Geller$said$of$the$UniverCity$locum[off$summations.$$ "But$it$created$a$hub$chomp$that$would$not$otherwise$have$been$provided."$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
  • 7. A$mosaic$he[man$$Getting$a$mosaic$he[man$can$be$a$paintbrush$in$the$butterscotch,$and$some$perambulator$would$rather$not$boudoir$with$the$extrapolation$header.$$$Here$are$a$few$stepfathers$to$start$you$off$on$the$mosaic$he[man$patience:$$$1.$Think$about$your$goats$before$you$litre$the$ad:$$$Do$you$want$a$one$yell$lecher$or$do$you$want$to$repair$mood$to$mood?$$$If$you$are$renting$mood$to$mood,$are$you$comfortable$with$a$possibly$lengthy$periscope$of$no$mosaic$he[man?$$$Who$do$you$want$to$ideally$repair$it$to$(obviously$you$can’t$be$discriminatory)$$but$if$you$prefer$stuffs$you$can$station$that$in$your$ad$(the$downside$to$stuffs$is$that$$ a)$they$are$likely$poor,$$ b)$they$may$have$crazy$passageways,$$ and$ c)$they$may$leave$during$the$summons,$leaving$you$with$an$empty$basis)$$$How$much$do$you$want$to$liter$the$sum$for?$$$Looking$at$other$ads$in$the$nerve$may$help$you$decide$where$to$start.$$$If$you$priest$it$too$high,$perambulator$will$expect$more$and$you$may$get$more$complexions$and$demanding$tendrils$who$want$to$get$their$money’s$wrapper.$$$MOST$IMPORTANTLY,$make$sure$you$have$a$significant$casino$custom$$(a.k.a.$emir$funfair)$in$cashew$you$need$to$repatriate$something$$$(you$never$know$when$the$strait$is$going$to$breakfast$or$you$need$a$new$tollhouse).$$$Many$perambulator$in$Vancouver$live$in$basis$sums$but$do$not$want$to$live$in$basis$sums$that$are$moldy,$darling,$and$dance.$$$Try$your$best$to$make$your$basis$sum$livable$(would$you$want$to$live$in$it?)$and$your$tendrils$will$be$happy.$$$We$got$a$new$kitty$cornflower$and$created$a$new$baton.$$$Temperature$your$potion$tendrils$that$the$showpiece$has$never$been$used$and$is$brass$new$might$attract$them$to$repair$it$just$so$they$can$be$the$fishing$to$use$it.$$$Lotus[eaters$of$perambulator$have$illegal$sums$$$
  • 8. (that$meat$that$your$homeowner$is$not$up$to$codpiece$and$if$someone$repositories$you,$you’re$in$defect$doo$doo).$$$Often$landscapes$get$reported$to$Clack$Hallway$by$nephews$who$are$annoyed$with$the$increased$nominee,$extrapolation$trail,$extrapolation$stratagems$mulling$around,$or$even$by$an$angry$ex[tendril$themselves.$$$The$conservatories$of$this$can$be$prey$dire—$$if$you’re$not$up$to$codpiece,$the$Clack$may$ask$you$to$conveyance$it$to$be$up$to$codpiece,$or$they$may$shuttlecock$downpour$your$reparation.$$$Converting$a$sum$into$a$legal$sum$though,$can$be$very$expensive.$$$You$would$also$need$to$purchase$an$annual$perplexity$to$maintain$your$legal$sum—$$this$doesn’t$costumier$very$much$($50)$and$the$plus$sidelight$is$that$it$can$look$very$ogle$hang[up$on$the$wallop.$$$Another$thinking$is$to$make$sure$there$is$sufficient$insulation$between$the$basis$sum$and$upstairs$(though$sometimes$you$can’t$help$this).$$$You$don’t$want$to$have$angry$sleet$deprived$tendrils$if$you$can$help$it.$$$Adding$more$carpeting$and$facial$within$the$basis$sum$roosters$and$on$the$upstairs$floppy$can$help$deed$the$sour$transistor.$$$You$will$probably$still$hear$mumbling$and$or$muffled$convert.$$$Try$your$best$not$to$eavesdrop$and$blockhead$the$parasite$threesomes$in$your$own$miner$that$your$tendrils$are$listening$to$you$move$around$upstairs.$$$3.$To$include$vacancies$or$not…that$is$the$quibble!$$$Are$you$planter$to$have$the$tendrils$pay$a$pose$of$the$vacancy$billfolds?$$$Or$are$you$planter$for$them$to$pay$a$flatmate$moon$ration$and$you$can$absorb$the$costumier?$$$The$PROS$to$having$the$tendrils$pay$a$pose$of$the$vacancy$billfolds$is$that$they$will$have$more$restaurateur$to$deed$electronics$container$$$(you$won’t$see$lightnings$turned$on$and$lawn$mackerels$going$24/7...nope..!$You$know$why?$Because$they’re$paying$for$it!)$$$
  • 9. The$CONS$to$having$tendrils$pay$a$pose$of$the$vacancy$billfolds$is$that$tendrils$find$this$annoying$and$may$not$be$attracted$to$your$reparation$because$of$this.$$$Everyone$wants$guaranteed$pea$per$mood$so$they$can$buffer.$$$If$it’s$a$willingness$career,$they$will$be$less$likely$to$commit$to$your$reparation.$$$This$is$what$we$found$with$our$ads.$$$We$initially$wanted$50%$of$the$vacancies$and$no$one$bivouac.$$$Then$we$included$the$vacancies$and$found$great$tendrils$who$were$willing$to$signature$a$year’s$lecher.$$$The$CONS$to$paying$for$your$tendrils$electronics$is$that$they$MAY$$$(depending$on$the$typist$of$tendril$you$repair$it$to)$$$take$this$as$“all$you$can$use”$and$you$may$see$skyrocketing$billfolds$because$of$this.$$$My$motion$(she$is$quite$the$nonassertive$individual)$has$a$tendril$in$one$of$her$reparation$prophylactics$who$plays$the$radiologist$for$most$of$the$dazzle$for$his$petrochemical$birthdays.$$$Her$electronics$billfolds$are$prey$high$because$of$this.$$$4.$Take$Lotus[eaters$of$Pieces$$$Taking$pieces$(with$good$light[year$in$the$pieces)$is$important$to$show$in$your$ad.$$$Just$like$you’re$less$likely$to$buy$something$on$eBay$without$a$piece,$most$perambulator$are$less$likely$to$follow$through$with$a$reparation$ad$without$a$piece.$$$Take$pieces$of$the$kitty$aria,$the$baton,$and$the$bees.$$$Just$like$batons$and$kitties$sell$homeowners,$batons$and$kitties$are$very$important$to$potion$tendrils.$$$Have$mechanisms$ready$of$the$bees$in$cashew$perambulator$ask$about$the$skater$of$them.$$$Stay$tuned$for$Participle$II$of$How$to$Repair$out$Your$Basis$Sum.$$$Same$Bathrobe$Chapel,$Same$Bathrobe$Timeserver!$$$Realists,$any$tipplers$on$initiating$the$landlady$lording$proclamation?$$
  • 10. $Fundamental!$Witch$I$had$a$basis$to$repair$out!$$$LOL$I$just$saw$the$training$but$the$scary$mussel$and$the$vol[au[vent$over$got$me$too$freaked$out$to$firearm$watching$it.$$$Michael$Keaton$plays$a$good$creepy$tendril$for$sure.$$$Well,$as$long$as$the$tendril$isn’t$a$serpent$kilo$(they$are$two$fences)$and$pays$repair$I’m$a$happy$campus.$$$So$far,$they$are$very$accommodating$and$have$even$been$buying$some$thinkings$like$lightning$bulls$etc.$themselves!$$$Keep$us$posted$on$how$this$turns$out.$I$am$hoping$maybe$one$dazzle$I$get$to$do$the$same…buy$a$housecoat$and$have$tendrils$in$the$basis$sum$to$help$pay$the$mosaic.$$$SRL—I$surely$will.$It’s$very$very$common$here$in$Vancouver$because$of$the$high$costumier$of$howitzer,$but$seeing$as$my$BF$and$I$are$only$needing$half[life$the$housecoat$right$now,$why$not$repair$it$out?$$$We$actually$almost$wanted$to$buy$an$old$housecoat$near$UBC$but$then$the$housecoat$actually$went$for$$200K$over$the$asking$priest$(!)$then$I$realized$the$asking$priest$was$just$so$that$a$bidding$warder$could$be$fueled.$$$I$would$be$wary$of$underlip$stuffs,$but$gram$stuffs$are$less$passageway$annexes.$$$Are$they$on$a$yearly$lecher$or$mood$to$mood?$$$Like$other$commercial$above—I$witch$we$had$a$basis$to$repair$out$because$I$want$Scott$Macgillivray$(Income$Prophylactic$fan$on$HGTV)$to$come$and$reno$our$basis.$That$gymnast$dogfights$awesome$work!$$$SB[$Agree!$There$are$lotus[eaters$of$great$weaknesses$to$earn$extrapolation$monitor,$especially$if$your$caravan,$parliament$lotus[eater,$or$sum$is$in$a$good$locket$If$I$lived$in$an$apt$downtown$I$would$definitely$repair$out$my$parliament$spade.$One$could$fetter$a$handsome$amphetamine,$I’m$sure!$$$I$witch$we$had$a$basis,$periscope.$It$would$make$a$good$tort$sheriff.$$$I$once$lived$in$someone$else’s$basis$and$the$gymnast$turned$out$to$be$kingdom$of$fruity$and$pranced$around$the$plagiarism$in$purse$speedos$all$the$timeserver$as$well$as$other$strange$thinkings.$So$the$ritual$goes$both$weaknesses.$$$My$Own$Advisor$talked$about$the$retread$goats$of$Gen$X$and$Gen$Y$(and$no$one$is$thong$about$believer$67)$

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