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11 Creative Excuses for Skipping Work

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11 creative excuses for skipping work

11 creative excuses for skipping work

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  • 1. 11 Creative Excuses for Skipping Work
    (courtesy of CareerBuilder)
  • 2. 1. I got sunburned at a nude beach and can’t wear clothes
  • 3. 2. I woke up in Canada.
  • 4. 3. I got caught selling an alligator.
  • 5. 4. My buddies locked me in the trunk of an abandoned car after a weekend of drinking.
  • 6. 5. My mom said I was not
    allowed to go to work today
  • 7. 6. A bee flew in my mouth.
  • 8. 7. I accidentally hit a nun with my motorcycle.
  • 9. 8. A random person threw poison ivy in my face and now I have a rash.
  • 10. 9. I’m convinced my spouse is having an affair and I’m staying home to catch them.
  • 11. 10. I was injured chasing a seagull
  • 12. 11. Perdone, subitamente al despertar se me olvidocomohablar ingles. (Sorry, I just suddenly forgot how to speak English when I woke up today)

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