11 Creative Excuses for Skipping Work(courtesy of CareerBuilder)

1. I got sunburned at a nude beach and can’t wear clothes

2. I woke up in Canada.

3. I got caught selling an alligator.

4. My buddies locked me in the trunk of an abandoned car after a weekend of drinking.

5. My mom said I was not allowed to go to work today

6. A bee flew in my mouth.

7. I accidentally hit a nun with my motorcycle.

8. A random person threw poison ivy in my face and now I have a rash.

9. I’m convinced my spouse is having an affair and I’m staying home to catch them.

10. I was injured chasing a seagull

11. Perdone, subitamente al despertar se me olvidocomohablar ingles. (Sorry, I just suddenly forgot how to speak English when I woke up today)