100 daysThe First Lady’s questionable fashion debut

The Lincoln bedroom wallpaper lives on. This itchy little number was carefully steamed off the walls of the Lincoln bedroom. The residual wallpaper adhesive initially gave the First Lady a slight rash which was treated with a 1% hydrocortisone cream.

Powerful, authoritative, and futuristic. This piece says, “I’m in charge and I’m from the future.”Perfect for:A.) Bossing around SenatorsB.) Star Trek conventions

Yesterday’s patio umbrella…Today’s First Lady couture. The First Lady shows America how to reuse fabric from a perfectly good patio umbrella.Stylish, comfortable, andwater repellant.

The Queen prefers when her guests dress as subservient workers such as flight attendants. The First Lady emphasized her stately charm by pointing out the exits in this Delta Airlines uniform.

The Nixon bedspread breathes new life. Originally serving as the Presidential bedspread during the Nixon years, this comfortable piece has the versatility for an elegant evening or an afternoon catnap.

Not your grandmother’s table cloth. The First Lady created this classic summer style by revitalizing a table cloth from the Carter Presidency. The piece accentuates the First Lady’s sculpted shoulders. Classic, versatile, picknicky. .

The First Lady’s shoulders are her greatest asset. This First Lady works hard to keep her elegant shoulders toned. Wonderful pieces like this ensure all those pilates classes don’t go to waste.

For those times when the First Lady’s aids forget her umbrella. This handsome outerwear was discovered by White House staffers in a Secret Service training locker. Alterations are planned to reveal the First Lady’s sculpted shoulders.

Rejuvenating the Eisenhower Oval Office draperies.With a little help from the White House seamstress, the First Lady rescued this beautiful swatch from the White House drapery archives.The piece gently accentuates the First Lady’s beautiful sculpted shoulders.

When honoring the Eggplant Growers of America, wear eggplant. The First Lady uses color to communicate her agenda. The powerful eggplant lobbyists were flattered by this logical and elegant choice. They also admired her beautiful sculpted shoulders.

Donated by the Hillary Collection. This historic pant suit was worn by Hillary on the night she lost the Democratic primary.“I hope it brings her more luck than me.”- Hillary Clinton .

A First Lady can never wear too much teal. Everyone knows teal is more appropriate for a First Lady than all other colors in the green family.

On loan from Barbara Walters’ grandmother.Even without this wonderful piece, the First Lady is still 68% better looking than the gals on The View.

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