Hi i am Dalton Payne and i am going to teach you how to get someone angry.You will do things that you might get in trouble with so do not anything and do badly.and i am not responsible for you getting in trouble.there is eight easy steps to it and you are ready to go. First we will start with the materials on the next Slide/Page.
First you take the playing card and fold it into a small rectangle. then fold that in half.you now have yourself a hornet.Put the hornet fold on the rubber band.
Step 2 - The Soaring Hornet
You already have the hornet attached to the rubber band now aim right next to someone and READY,AIM,FIRE.
Continuing Step 2- The soaring Hornet Then run.Try not to get caught or bad things will happen.To you not to the person. Step 3- Paper Bag BOOM Grab your paper bag then go out side. When you see someone blow it up then count to three, 1 2 3..... the pop it and act like you were shot. say "Just Joking."
Grab you water balloons and fill them with water. Then when ever you see anyone go the him/her and bombs away throw them at him/her. cut and run.its so fun but not when you get caught so make sure your stealthy.
Step 5- Sirens
Now all you do is download loud siren noises on your i pod and plug it into your speakers and let
rip.this is a fun technique but this is the one that you can get in trouble most with.so you his it and put repeat on and there you go.but if you see police officers rounding your block turn it off.you do not want to get into trouble with the police or you will get grounded. FOR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you have to go around to people and start asking people a bunch of weird questions like what kind of squid do you like or something in that range.they will get so angry at you.that is practically all to this step.
Step 7- Music Making
If you take band pull out you instrument and start playing bad music.if you take choir start singing at the top of you lungs.dont stop beacase you have-
Say it it homework because most of the time it is.you play until you are tired of doing that then you stop and go on to the next step.
Step 8- The Word/Apology
Now if you are going to do anything further it would have to be the apology.yes you would have to apologize to the people you got so angry because it is the right thing to do. there is no harassing with out
an apology you have to say sorry.or you are just a bad step taker.first go up to every one you harassed and say the magical word "I'M SORRY" but from the Heart not just "I'm sorry" it has to be "I'M SORRY." OK got it Good and Bye Bye remember say SORRY.