Best of Late Night Humor June 2007 Presented by Giglish.com

German G-8 Protest This week, President Bush is at the big G-8 meeting in Germany. Many Germans are protesting his visit. You know things are bad if even the Germans think you are invading too many countries. - Jay Leno 10

This week, President Bush is at the big G-8 meeting in Germany. Many Germans are protesting his visit.

You know things are bad if even the Germans think you are invading too many countries.

- Jay Leno

Hilton House Arrest Paris Hilton is out of prison. She's now under house arrest. That'll teach her. Her world has now been reduced to a 4-acre estate in Bel-Air. - David Letterman 9

Paris Hilton is out of prison. She's now under house arrest.

That'll teach her. Her world has now been reduced to a 4-acre estate in Bel-Air.

- David Letterman

Russian Reboot Russian cosmonauts at the international space station are trying to reboot failed computers that control oxygen production. NASA's space station program manager explained, “It's really difficult to press Ctrl-Alt-Del buttons while wearing a spacesuit.” - Giglish.com 8

Russian cosmonauts at the international space station are trying to reboot failed computers that control oxygen production.

NASA's space station program manager explained, “It's really difficult to press Ctrl-Alt-Del buttons while wearing a spacesuit.”

- Giglish.com

Paris Fans Paris still has a lot of fans. Paris-ites, I think they are called. Or maybe Parisians. Or my little name for them: morons. - Craig Ferguson 7

Paris still has a lot of fans.

Paris-ites, I think they are called. Or maybe Parisians. Or my little name for them: morons.

- Craig Ferguson

Car Commandments The Vatican this week published something it's calling the "Ten Commandments for Drivers." It's commandments you should follow while you drive. They actually mention Lindsay Lohan by name. - Jay Leno 6

The Vatican this week published something it's calling the "Ten Commandments for Drivers." It's commandments you should follow while you drive.

They actually mention Lindsay Lohan by name.

- Jay Leno

Long Sentence? In Santa Cruz County, Arizona, a child molester was sentenced to 6,242 years in prison. He is trying to get transferred to Los Angeles where, with good behavior, he will be out in 23 days. - Jay Leno 5

In Santa Cruz County, Arizona, a child molester was sentenced to 6,242 years in prison.

He is trying to get transferred to Los Angeles where, with good behavior, he will be out in 23 days.

- Jay Leno

Plastic Hillary? There's a rumor that Sen. Hillary Clinton had some plastic surgery. Friends of Hillary denied the rumors saying, "Believe it or not, that's her natural forced smile." - Conan O'Brien 4

There's a rumor that Sen. Hillary Clinton had some plastic surgery.

Friends of Hillary denied the rumors saying, "Believe it or not, that's her natural forced smile."

- Conan O'Brien

Third Night Paris Hilton has now spent three nights in prison. In fact, they believe that this is the first time she has spent three nights in a row in the same bed. - Jay Leno 3

Paris Hilton has now spent three nights in prison.

In fact, they believe that this is the first time she has spent three nights in a row in the same bed.

- Jay Leno

Cruise Elevation Tom Cruise is now eligible to perform weddings because he has reached the highest level in Scientology. Cruise says that it has been a long difficult climb but he finally reached Mount Crazy. - Conan O'Brien 2

Tom Cruise is now eligible to perform weddings because he has reached the highest level in Scientology.

Cruise says that it has been a long difficult climb but he finally reached Mount Crazy.

- Conan O'Brien

Reflections from Prison Paris Hilton's lawyer visited her in prison today. She told him she is using her time in jail to see what she can do to make the world a better place. So far the only thing she could come up with is stay in jail. - Conan O'Brien 1

Paris Hilton's lawyer visited her in prison today. She told him she is using her time in jail to see what she can do to make the world a better place.

So far the only thing she could come up with is stay in jail.

- Conan O'Brien

Paris Hilton's lawyer visited her in prison today. She told him she is using her time in jail to see what she can do to make the world a better place. So far the only thing she could come up with is stay in jail. - Conan O'Brien Legalese etc. ‘ Best’ of Late Night Humor ranking is based on user ratings and forwarding at Giglish.com All rights to the material from the late night shows belong to the original copyright owners. We are not affiliated with Jay Leno, Conan O'Brien, David Letterman etc. (you get the point).

Paris Hilton's lawyer visited her in prison today. She told him she is using her time in jail to see what she can do to make the world a better place.

So far the only thing she could come up with is stay in jail.

- Conan O'Brien

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