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OMG SO BLOODY HILARIOUS I DONT EVEN

OMG SO BLOODY HILARIOUS I DONT EVEN

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    • THE ADVENTURES OF JOMO! And maybe Mojo… Children’s book by JOMO
    • This is Mojo
      • Mojo has a purple afro.
      • P-U-R-L-P-E
      • That is how you spell purple.
      • Do you know what it says
      • On Mojo’s shirt?
      • It says I’m a yokel!
    • This is Jomo
      • Jomo has a green afro.
      • Do you know what an afro is?
      • You do?
      • Well, I’m sorry but you’re
      • too dumb so stop lying kid!
    • This is Banana
      • Jackie is a blue banana.
      • She likes coconut juice.
      • Do you know what colour
      • Jackie is?
      • What?! Blue?
      • You looked didn’t you?
      • You filthy cheater! Come here, you little- !
    • “ Haha! Your shirt points to no one!” says Mojo. Jomo feels sad.
    • So Jomo flips around. Mojo feels angry.
    • “ That’s cheating!” says Mojo Jomo feels annoyed.
    • Jomo flips back. “No it’s not!” says Jomo. Mojo has an EVIL plan.
    • “ That’s cheating!” says Jomo. Mojo feels happy.
    • “ AWAAAAAA!” says Jomo. Mojo feels bad now.
    • So he runs away. Jackie wanders by.
    • … What the Coconut Juice?
    • Questions on the Story
      • Who is the main character?
      • Jomo
      • Mojo
      • Jackie
      • Bob
      • If you answered “E”, CONGRATULATIONS! YOU LOSE!
    • More Stupid Questions
      • How many emotions are in the story?
      • I’m emotionally retarded so I’m too sad to say.
      • I’m cognitively retarded so I don’t know if I should tell you.
      • I’m socially retarded. I’ll tell you if you be my friend…
      • I’m physically retarded so I don’t have the strength to tell you.
      • I’m mentally retarded so obviously I can’t think, buttface!
      • WHICH ONE ARE YOU ?
    • THE END