1. FIRST
WORLD
PROBLEMS

2. Our lives are filled
with daily stress
and strife

3. It’s a tough world
out there

4. But most of us face
distinctly…

5. FIRST WORLD
Problems…

6. My iPod broke so now
I have to use my smart
phone as an
mp3 player.

7. I just poured
cereal but didn’t
check if I had
any milk first,
which I didn’t.

8. I had too much
for lunch and now
I’m tired.

9. I forgot to bring my
iPhone with me when I
went to poop and
was bored the
entire time!!!

10. My hand is too fat to
shove into the Pringles
container so I
am forced to
tilt it…

11. I accidently clicked iTunes
and had to wait 2 minutes
for it to open
before I
could close
it again

12. I have to pee but I
don’t want to get
out of my bed.

13. My GPS made
me drive right
through the
ghetto!

14. I can’t hear the
TV while I’m
eating crunchy
snacks.

15. My room was too
hot so I bought an
air conditioner
and now it is
too cold

16. Of course these
problems are a
load of…

18. And we need to
realise that a lot
of people have
real problems

19. So shut up and get
on with your life…

20. Just Sayin’ :-)

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