Valuable Quotes
“ Some people attend church three times:  When  they are hatched,  When  they are matched, and  When  they are dispatched.”
“ How long a minute depends on what side of the bathroom door you’re on.”
“ Hospital is a place where they wake you up to give you a sleeping pill.”
“ A pessimist is someone who looks at the land of milk and honey and sees only calories and cholesterol.”
“ A perfect guest is one who makes his host feels at home.”
“ A banker is someone who lends you an umbrella when the sun is shining, and who asks for it when it starts to rain.”
“ A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.”
“ Forgiveness is like the fragrance a flower gives after it’s been stepped on.”
“ A baby sitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers.”
“ I find television very educating.  Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”
“ The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new lands but seeing with new eyes.”
“ If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.”
“ We are, each of us, angels with only one wing, and we can only fly embracing each other.”
The End Chiqita by Music: La Boheme
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Valuable Quotes

  1. 1. Valuable Quotes
  2. 2. “ Some people attend church three times: When they are hatched, When they are matched, and When they are dispatched.”
  3. 3. “ How long a minute depends on what side of the bathroom door you’re on.”
  4. 4. “ Hospital is a place where they wake you up to give you a sleeping pill.”
  5. 5. “ A pessimist is someone who looks at the land of milk and honey and sees only calories and cholesterol.”
  6. 6. “ A perfect guest is one who makes his host feels at home.”
  7. 7. “ A banker is someone who lends you an umbrella when the sun is shining, and who asks for it when it starts to rain.”
  8. 8. “ A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.”
  9. 9. “ Forgiveness is like the fragrance a flower gives after it’s been stepped on.”
  10. 10. “ A baby sitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers.”
  11. 11. “ I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”
  12. 12. “ The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new lands but seeing with new eyes.”
  13. 13. “ If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.”
  14. 14. “ We are, each of us, angels with only one wing, and we can only fly embracing each other.”
  15. 15. The End Chiqita by Music: La Boheme
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