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Slide 1: Power Point Alienation Something good can come out of this

Slide 2: Executive Summary • Key Point: Trying to design a Power Point that was even reasonably coherent. • Timeliness: Stop whatever I'm doing When time to make a Power Point presentation. • Issues • Power Point Problems : Tired of working on Power Points, Insulted me – Inhumane: The decency as a human being • No-value Add: I don’t give a damn • Developers for all practical purposes are practically illiterate. • Humiliated me for the last time : Formatting torture/Bullet point baloney • Next Steps: Travel arrangements • Deliverables: Going to really make sure you get eradicated, • Due Date: So you better be ready Friday the 20th to meet with me • Conclusion: What a rotten little pig piece of software you really are. You are a rude, thoughtless little pig, okay?

Slide 3: Introduction • Key Point: Hey I wanna tell you something – 10:30 here in New York on a Wednesday and once again – Made an ass of myself • Trying to design a Power Point that was even reasonably coherent. • Timeliness: Stop whatever I'm doing – When time to make a Power Point presentation. • Issues – Don’t even read it at 10 o'clock at night – Don't even have the god damned Power Point software installed. • Power Point Problems – Tired of working on Power Points • Always acting like I think they’re effective. – You have insulted me. • You have insulted my intelligence for the last time – Stupid-Don't have the brains – Inhumane: The decency as a human being • No-value Add: I don’t give a damn – Graphics software package – Designed by “Genius” software developers • Developers for all practical purposes are practically illiterate. – Mother is a thoughtless pain in the ass who doesn't care about what you do as far as I'm concerned. • Humiliated me for the last time – Formatting torture – Bullet point baloney

Slide 4: Conclusion • Next Steps: – Need to come out of this black hole – Disengage from Power Point bullet haiku. – Fly out to Redmond for the day • Just to straighten you out on this issue. – Going to let you know • Disappointed in you I am • Angry I am with you that you've done this to me again. • Made me feel like crap – Feel like a fool over and over and over again – Crap you pull on me with this god damned Power Point nightmare • Never dream of doing to your mother – Do it to me constantly and over and over again. • Deliverables: – Going to get on a plane – Going to come out there for the day – Going to straighten your ass out when I see you • Do you understand me? – Going to really make sure you get eradicated, – Going to get on a plane, turn around and come home. • Due Date: So you better be ready Friday the 20th to meet with me – I can let you know just how I feel • Conclusion: What a rotten little pig piece of software you really are. You are a rude, thoughtless little pig, okay?