Power Point Alienation Something good can come out of this

Executive Summary Key Point : Trying to design a Power Point that was even reasonably coherent. Timeliness: Stop whatever I'm doing When time to make a Power Point presentation. Issues Power Point Problems : Tired of working on Power Points, Insulted me Inhumane: The decency as a human being No-value Add: I don’t give a damn Developers for all practical purposes are practically illiterate . Humiliated me for the last time : Formatting torture/Bullet point baloney Next Steps: Travel arrangements Deliverables: Going to really make sure you get eradicated , Due Date: So you better be ready Friday the 20th to meet with me Conclusion: What a rotten little pig piece of software you really are. You are a rude, thoughtless little pig, okay?

Key Point : Trying to design a Power Point that was even reasonably coherent.

Timeliness: Stop whatever I'm doing When time to make a Power Point presentation.

Issues

Power Point Problems : Tired of working on Power Points, Insulted me

Inhumane: The decency as a human being

No-value Add: I don’t give a damn

Developers for all practical purposes are practically illiterate .

Humiliated me for the last time : Formatting torture/Bullet point baloney

Next Steps: Travel arrangements

Deliverables: Going to really make sure you get eradicated ,

Due Date: So you better be ready Friday the 20th to meet with me

Conclusion: What a rotten little pig piece of software you really are.

You are a rude, thoughtless little pig, okay?

Introduction Key Point : Hey I wanna tell you something 10:30 here in New York on a Wednesday and once again Made an ass of myself Trying to design a Power Point that was even reasonably coherent. Timeliness: Stop whatever I'm doing When time to make a Power Point presentation. Issues Don’t even read it at 10 o'clock at night Don't even have the god damned Power Point software installed. Power Point Problems Tired of working on Power Points Always acting like I think they’re effective. You have insulted me. You have insulted my intelligence for the last time Stupid-Don't have the brains Inhumane: The decency as a human being No-value Add: I don’t give a damn Graphics software package Designed by “Genius” software developers Developers for all practical purposes are practically illiterate . Mother is a thoughtless pain in the ass who doesn't care about what you do as far as I'm concerned. Humiliated me for the last time Formatting torture Bullet point baloney

Key Point : Hey I wanna tell you something

10:30 here in New York on a Wednesday and once again

Made an ass of myself

Trying to design a Power Point that was even reasonably coherent.

Timeliness: Stop whatever I'm doing

When time to make a Power Point presentation.

Issues

Don’t even read it at 10 o'clock at night

Don't even have the god damned Power Point software installed.

Power Point Problems

Tired of working on Power Points

Always acting like I think they’re effective.

You have insulted me.

You have insulted my intelligence for the last time

Stupid-Don't have the brains

Inhumane: The decency as a human being

No-value Add: I don’t give a damn

Graphics software package

Designed by “Genius” software developers

Developers for all practical purposes are practically illiterate .

Mother is a thoughtless pain in the ass who doesn't care about what you do as far as I'm concerned.

Humiliated me for the last time

Formatting torture

Bullet point baloney

Conclusion Next Steps: Need to come out of this black hole Disengage from Power Point bullet haiku. Fly out to Redmond for the day Just to straighten you out on this issue. Going to let you know Disappointed in you I am Angry I am with you that you've done this to me again. Made me feel like crap Feel like a fool over and over and over again Crap you pull on me with this god damned Power Point nightmare Never dream of doing to your mother Do it to me constantly and over and over again . Deliverables: Going to get on a plane Going to come out there for the day Going to straighten your ass out when I see you Do you understand me? Going to really make sure you get eradicated , Going to get on a plane, turn around and come home. Due Date: So you better be ready Friday the 20th to meet with me I can let you know just how I feel Conclusion: What a rotten little pig piece of software you really are. You are a rude, thoughtless little pig, okay?

Next Steps:

Need to come out of this black hole

Disengage from Power Point bullet haiku.

Fly out to Redmond for the day

Just to straighten you out on this issue.

Going to let you know

Disappointed in you I am

Angry I am with you that you've done this to me again.

Made me feel like crap

Feel like a fool over and over and over again

Crap you pull on me with this god damned Power Point nightmare

Never dream of doing to your mother

Do it to me constantly and over and over again .

Deliverables:

Going to get on a plane

Going to come out there for the day

Going to straighten your ass out when I see you

Do you understand me?

Going to really make sure you get eradicated ,

Going to get on a plane, turn around and come home.

Due Date: So you better be ready Friday the 20th to meet with me

I can let you know just how I feel

Conclusion: What a rotten little pig piece of software you really are.

You are a rude, thoughtless little pig, okay?