THE CODE
Gary Barber - Information Architect, User Interaction
Designer
radharc.com.au
manwithnoblog.com
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WORKING-STORAGE SECTION.
77 WS-NAME-ERROR-FLAG
77 WS-NAME
COPY NAMEW.COB.
PROCEDURE DIVISION.
PIC 9(01) COMP VALUE 0.
PIC X(30) VALUE SPACES. Cobol
000000-CONTROL.
PERFORM 000100-PROCESS-NAME
THRU 000100-EXIT
UNTIL (WS-NAME = \"END\").
000000-EXIT.
STOP RUN.
000100-PROCESS-NAME.
DISPLAY \" \".
DISPLAY \"ENTER NAME (UP TO 30 CHARACTERS)\".
DISPLAY \"123456789012345678901234567890 ('END' TO STOP)\".
MOVE SPACES TO WS-NAME.
ACCEPT WS-NAME.
IF WS-NAME = \"END\"
GO TO 000100-EXIT.
MOVE WS-NAME TO NAW-NAME-WORK.
PERFORM 006000-NAME-EDIT
THRU 006000-EXIT
IF (WS-NAME-ERROR-FLAG = 1)
DISPLAY \"NAME INVALID\"
GO TO 000100-EXIT.
MOVE WS-NAME TO NAW-NAME-WORK.
PERFORM 006100-NAME-REVERSE
THRU 006100-EXIT
DISPLAY NAW-NAME-WORK.
DISPLAY \"LAST: \" NAW-SPLIT-LAST.
DISPLAY \"FIRST: \" NAW-SPLIT-FIRST.
DISPLAY \"PRE: \" NAW-SPLIT-PRE.
DISPLAY \"POST: \" NAW-SPLIT-POST.
000100-EXIT.
EXIT.
COPY NAMEP.COB.
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HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
I HAS A PET
Lolcode
GIMMEH PET, OBTW
This is the beginning of a long comment block, or actually,
\"OBTW\" was the beginning. And to end it...
TLDR
BOTH SAEM PET AN \"CAT\", O RLY?
YA RLY,VISIBLE \"JOO HAS A CAT\"
NO WAI, VISIBLE \"JOO NEEDS CAT\"
OIC
I HAS A VAR
GIMMEH VAR
IZ VAR BIGGER THAN 10?
YARLY
BTW this is true
VISIBLE \"BIG NUMBER!\"
NOWAI
BTW this is false
VISIBLE \"LITTLE NUMBER!\"
KTHX
KTHXBAI
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Coldfusion
<cfloop LIST = \"#Server.Coldfusion.SupportedLocales#\"
index = \"locale\" delimiters = \",\">
<cfset oldlocale = SetLocale(\"#locale#\")>
<cfoutput><p>#locale#<br />
Local: #LSEuroCurrencyFormat(123456, \"local\")#<br />
Currency Number:
#LSParseEuroCurrency(\"EUR123456\")#<br />
International: #LSEuroCurrencyFormat(123456, \"international\")#<br />
None: #LSEuroCurrencyFormat(123456, \"none\")#<br />
<hr noshade>
</p></cfoutput>
</cfloop>
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Ruby
require 'rubygems'
require 'httparty'
class Ebay
include HTTParty
end
begin
item = Ebay.get('http://rorbuilder.info/cgi-bin/ebay.cgi)['ebay']
item.each do |key, value|
puts key + ': ' + value
end
rescue
p 'oops that product doesn\\'t exist'
end
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F ingerversitive
U niversial
C ompiled
K nowledge
I ntegration
T ranslator
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2 x 5 elements
11 = optiumal
base5
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function()
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pointer [x]
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pointer.pink.hair [x]
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loop()
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loop.2()
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loop.x()
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loop.(oops)
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flag.x = declare()
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flag.x = .maybe.
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flag.x = .wtf.
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if(x is .true.)
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case (this | that)
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case (this only!)
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blind.panic(!purplehair)
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just.crazy(horns)
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pray()
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flip()
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flip.2()
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flip.2x()
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flip.x()
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HAPPY
BIRTHDAY
LACHLAN
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