Wedding Bells Ch2


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Wedding Bells Ch2

  1. 1. PT, “Lorin is dead. So much for the rescue plan.”<br />Nemo, “How do you know?”<br />
  2. 2. Willow, “Yea.”<br />Hoop, “Probably the same way I know: reading the story.”<br />
  3. 3. PT, “Haven’t you guys been reading?”<br />
  4. 4. Willow, “Well, I don’t visit boolprop that often.”<br />
  5. 5. Nemo, “Same here. In fact, for all you guys know, I could be working on the next big chapter for Eden and you wouldn’t know it.”<br />
  6. 6. Blue, “Speaking of Eden, I don’t get the title. I mean the back-story has Anais in Eden, get into a sleep pod, then wake up years later in the same spot. How can she be far from Eden if Eden could be exactly where the main apoca house is?”<br />
  7. 7. Nemo, “It’s a metaphor, Blue. She’s not far from Eden the location, but rather the apocalyptic situation is far from Eden-esque environment. I thought you would have understood that.”<br />
  8. 8. Blue, “Ooooh! You’re right. Kinda like how Bearly Alive has a double meaning. Eh, you got me.”<br />Nemo, “Hah! Win! Score for Nemo!”<br />
  9. 9. Willow, “You mean doppelganger.”<br />Nemo, “No. Real Nemo simself. And ain’t Blue supposed to be dead?”<br />
  10. 10. Blue, “You’re right again, Nemo.”<br />
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  14. 14. PT, “Wait, don’t we need Blue for plot progression?”<br />
  15. 15. Nemo, “That’s right! Darn me and deciding to side with continuity!”<br />
  16. 16. Hoop, “Quick! Who has the highest relationship score with Blue? Hey, why are you looking at me?”<br />
  17. 17. Hoop, “Alright fine. I guess our little IM chats must mean something. And I don’t mean funny business! Just hilarious hijinxs.”<br />
  18. 18. Hoop, “Hold your horses there Grimmy! I’ve got a challenge for you that you can’t deny! I battle you for the soul of this dearly close to departing simself. And if you don’t, you’ll be called chicken for all your life!”<br />
  19. 19. Hoop, “And I mean big chicken! Super big chicken that goes bwak bwakbwakbwakbwak! And then the colonel will come buy and be like, ‘SHNAP! You’ve been fried!’. Then we’ll eat you, except those that are on diets.”<br />
  20. 20. Hoop, “And I do sincerely mean that. Right guys? Right???”<br />
  21. 21. Grimster #.... I lost count, “ Fine, whatever. Get up off your knees, pathetic mortal… whatever the hell you are. I’ll show you just how kick ass I can be at whatever game you intend to… well, no not just any game.”<br />Hoop, “Crap… please tell me this guy didn’t read the manual.” <br />
  22. 22. Grimster #... I lost count, “I DID read the manual. And it says here we play the soul swapping game.”<br />Hoop, “Come on! Can’t we play something else? Civ IV? DA:O? Hell, even X-Com!<br />Grimster #... I lost count, “Nope! Only THE GAME!”<br />
  23. 23. Grimster #... I lost count, “Blah blahblah rules suck. You know how to play, right?”<br />Hoop, “It’s like duck hunt: shoot that damn dog!”<br />Grimster#... I’m done with this joke, “Hah! REAL funny kid. Pick the hand with the soul in it.”<br />Hoop, “Psh, easy. The left hand.”<br />
  24. 24. Grimster, “Let me change it behind my back and see how well you do, punk.”<br />Hoop, “Tch, yea! Cheat!”<br />
  25. 25. Hoop, “Hmmm…. It was the left hand… could it be the right one now? Eenymeenyminymoe, catch a tiger by the toe. If he hollers, let him go. Fifty dollars half the pay. Or is it ‘have’ they pay? Whatever. Not important. Jun cannapoe! Paper, rock, scissors shoot! Three, two, one go!”<br />
  26. 26. Hoop, “Oh well, looks like I lost. Nice knowin’ ya Blue.”<br />
  27. 27. Obligatory scream of NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!<br />
  28. 28. Hoop, “Bad news guys… Grim has impaled me in the head with a stick. Talk about a head ache. HAHAHAHA! Get it? Oh come on, that was a classic!”<br />
  29. 29. Willow, “You tried your best Hoop.”<br />Hoop, “No I didn’t. You guys threw me to the wolves, thinking me and Blue really had something special. Well we didn’t! And even Grimster knew that one.”<br />
  30. 30. Nemo, “Wait! Guys didn’t it seem fishy that Blue’s simself was here just now?”<br />
  31. 31. PT, “Fishy? How… no wait better question: did someone maybe revive him?<br />
  32. 32. Nemo, “No that’s not what I’m getting at, though it is a good question. What I mean to say is it seems odd that he was just here. After all he’s dead.”<br />
  33. 33. Willow, “That does sound familiar. Didn’t Blue keep coming back in one of his stories? Yea! That’s right. He kept coming back to do that Adult Start apoc.”<br />
  34. 34. Nemo, “Exactly! So maybe we just have to wait for him to come back.<br />
  35. 35. 24 hours later…<br />
  36. 36. PT, “Hmm just a thought but couldn’t we just revive Blue?”<br />
  37. 37. Nemo, “That would be too easy.”<br />
  38. 38. PT, “I’m only saying. Doesn’t someone in this hood have the bone phone? Like since Paranormal had to be lifted for an apoc clear?”<br />
  39. 39. Willow, ”Oh right! I think it was Paddington. He lives with his twin sister Paddy. I believe they live just down the street.”<br />
  40. 40. Nemo, “No! We’re not doing that. We’re just going to wait here until Blue resurrects himself. And it better be with a big funny nose.”<br />
  41. 41. Meanwhile…<br />At the house<br />Of fallen leaves<br />
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  43. 43. Phone, “BEEEEEP! You have reached the residence of Lady Sister. I’m not home at the moment so please leave a name and phone number and I’ll get right back to you. BEEEEP!”<br />Logan, “Mom, it’s Logan. I’m calling to let you know I’m getting married. Please call back at the following #. I want to know if you’ll be there. Please? Bye.”<br />Phone, “BEEEEP!”<br />
  44. 44. Mr. Proye, “Looks like you won’t be attending that special event if you don’t start talking.”<br />Lady Sister, “I’ve told you I don’t know anything.”<br />
  45. 45. Lady Sister, “At least I know who sent you.”<br />Mr. Proye, “Do you know?”<br />Lady Sister, “It has to be The Weasel.”<br />Mr. Proye, “Not this time. This time it’s someone else.”<br />Lady Sister, “This time?”<br />
  46. 46. Mr. Proye, “That will be none of your concern. Now tell me what I need to know and I’ll leave peacefully.”<br />Lady Sister, “I told you already. I don’t know where Celeste is. No one does.”<br />Mr. Proye, “Someone does. And sadly for you, no one will know that someone is looking for her.”<br />
  47. 47. Lady Sister, “Wait! What are you doing?!”<br />Mr. Proye, “Burning this rotten old house to the ground. It deserves some peace.”<br />
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  52. 52. Fin<br />