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OUP - WHMS

  1. 1. “We’re just going to be friends, ok?”<br />“Great! Friends, best thing.”<br />
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  4. 4. “You realize of course that we could never be friends.”<br />“Why not?”<br />
  5. 5. “What I’m saying is – and this is not a come-on in an way, shape, or form – is that men and women can’t be friends because the sex part always gets in the way.”<br />
  6. 6. “That’s not true. I have a number of men friends and there is no sex involved.”<br />“No you don’t.”<br />“Yes I do.”<br />“No you don’t.”<br />“Yes I do.”<br />“You only think you do.”<br />
  7. 7. “You’re saying I’m having sex with these men without my knowledge?”<br />“No, what I’m saying is they all want to have sex with you.”<br />“They do not.”<br />“Do too.”<br />“They do not.”<br />“Do too.”<br />“How do you know?”<br />
  8. 8. “Because no man can be friends with a woman he finds attractive. He always wants to have sex with her.”<br />
  9. 9. “So you’re saying that a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive.”<br />
  10. 10. “No, you pretty much want to nail’em too.”<br />
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  12. 12. “Well what if they don’t want to have sex with you?”<br />
  13. 13. “Doesn’t matter because the sex thing is already out there so the friendship is ultimately doomed and that is the end of the story.”<br />
  14. 14. “Well, I guess we’re not going to be friends then.”<br />“Guess not.”<br />“That’s too bad. You were the only person that I knew in Strangetown.”<br />

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