One ugly Pie Side Pt 01


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One ugly Pie Side Pt 01

  1. 1. Part One<br />
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  4. 4. “One question still bothers me. It’s been the talk of the town some time back and when we weren’t together, but it still nags at me.”<br />
  5. 5. “And what question would that be?”<br />
  6. 6. “Why ever did you make out with Ripp Grunt during that stake out? Forget the fact that you were on duty trying to protect someone. I just want to know why you made out with him.”<br />
  7. 7. “Is that it? Is that all you want to know? Why?”<br />
  8. 8. “I just want to know. Curiosity is nagging me like a cat at yarn.”<br />
  9. 9. “You know about Ripp’s reputation. He’s a romancer. He sets his sights on the nearest set of legs and moves in. Once he has the woman all a flutter and digs into their pants, he’s gone like the wind waiting for the next skirt to straddle his way.”<br />
  10. 10. “What’s your point?”<br />
  11. 11. “I decided someone needed to give him a lesson. Someone to lure him along until he was begging for more but no bone would be given.”<br />
  12. 12. “Now, that’s not to say I stalked him. I just happened to know about Ripp. It was mere happenstance that when I joined the police force as a detective he happened to be in the same career field. I really didn’t have to do much to earn the role as his partner on the case, since my mother, Circe, pulled some strings.”<br />
  13. 13. “How would Circe Beaker have any strings attached to the police department?”<br />“She was friends with Lieutenant Kristen Singles, a former lover of Ripp. I don’t know how it went down or what my mother said, but it was enough.”<br />
  14. 14. “That night. Alone in the squad car with him, I told that I knew his ways. About his romancing. So I leaned over and planted my lips on his. He was like butter, gasping with each and every breathe.”<br />
  15. 15. “By the time our tongues stopped wrestling, I knew Ripp was all mine and that I would be the only woman in his head from that day forth.”<br />
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  17. 17. “Elmyra, I just want to say tonight is going to be a very memorable night for you. A night not unlike the night you have likely forever etched into Ripp’s mind. You see, I have a box in my pocket. And inside is a ring with a very nice stone. And do you have any idea what I’m going to do with it?”<br />
  18. 18. “You mean, you’re actually… I knew something special was going to happen! The formal wear, the dinner… I should have known! Please Stewart, tell me. Tell me the truth.”<br />
  19. 19. “I’m going to take this ring and return it back to the store.”<br />
  20. 20. “What?”<br />
  21. 21. “A little shocked are we? So was I after hearing your little story. I thought I was going to be marrying a woman after my own heart, but seems I’ve been mistaken. Looks like you just want to twist people. How do I know that you’re not going to twist me into some scheme of yours? I aspire for wealth; are you going to go on some thrifty shopping spree and not pay the bills? Or worse, considering your profession, how do I know you won’t just let us get robbed?! Furthermore, how do I know this relationship isn’t just some foundation so you can have babies, woman? I know you family types love to have tykes around, watching them grow.”<br />
  22. 22. “Stewart, this isn’t what it’s going to be like. I was just-”<br />
  23. 23. “Just nothing! You’re a horrible witch and a disgusting person! You sicken me to the core you… you…”<br />
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  26. 26. “Why Stewart?” Why did you do that?”<br />
  27. 27. “Because I can! And you can forget about the engagement. Good-bye! And good riddance!”<br />
  28. 28. “Stewart, come back! STEWART!”<br />
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  31. 31. Fin<br />