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One ugly pie 15.3

  1. 1. One Ugly Pie<br />Episode 15.3<br />Happenings<br />
  2. 2. Over at the Smith household, PT NumeroNueve passes away due to old age. It wasn’t a platinum death, but what are ya gonna do?<br />
  3. 3. Jenny Smith, his wife, didn’t take it too well. Apparently, she had a huge fear of anyone in the family dying. She may be seeing that flour baby for a while since I hardly play the family.<br />
  4. 4. Stevie<br />Ray<br />The main reason the household is being played is for Stevie and Ray to grow into their teenage years. Stevie rolled Pleasure while Ray rolled Popularity.<br />
  5. 5. Elsewhere in Strangetown, Judge Erin Singles receives a promotion to the Senate. She’s now looking to campaign as Strangetown’s mayor. Considering she still is friends with a papercup named Jean le Poe, who knows what that spells for Strangetown’s future.<br />
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  7. 7. “Hello complete stranger. How are you? I’m Jeannie Roseland.”<br />
  8. 8. “Even though we are perfect strangers, I feel the need to tell you that it is my life-long dream to become The Law of this town. The way things are run are darn right ridiculous. If I become someone with the power of the Law, then maybe I can change things around.”<br />
  9. 9. “You say you want to become The Law? Hmmm, perhaps I can help you out with that.”<br />“You help me? Really? And how exactly do you plan on doing something like that?”<br />“Well, if you want to become The Law quicker, you should consider enrolling into college. I can help you out with that, giving you the kind of funds that will allow you not to worry about student loans and the like.”<br />
  10. 10. “And why would you do something like that for me?”<br />“I’d do it because I’m a nice guy. And besides, think of it this way. I do this favor for you and you can do a favor for me in return.”<br />“What kind of favor?”<br />“Nothing you need to worry about just this second. I’ll call upon you when the time comes.”<br />
  11. 11. “So, do we have a deal?”<br />
  12. 12. Buck and Ginger continue their life journey through college. Buck works away at scoring his 4.0 while Ginger gives grades a back seat and only slips by.<br />
  13. 13. While they both tend to be busy, they still manage to find time after classes to get romantic.<br />
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  16. 16. One particularly funny instance involved flushing the toilet with the cheap shower in use. Hardy harhar.<br />
  17. 17. Try as she might, the local coach couldn’t get Buck to whip into shape. The rather tubby young man would rather keep his nose in a book or hands on chess pieces.<br />
  18. 18. “I think I’ll be going now.”<br />Ginger, “To take a shower?”<br />“No. Just to leave.”<br />
  19. 19. Buck is so into his studies, he’s even taking up studying how he eats. Not sure exactly how useful that skill will be, but…<br />
  20. 20. Ginger, “Do I even want to know why the cow mascot, streaker, and a dormie are doing in here?”<br />
  21. 21. And after many weeks, Buck and Ginger make the grade and graduate from Smokey University. Buck majors in Physics while Ginger sneaks by in uh…. Philosophy?<br />
  22. 22. Both age into acceptable clothing (though I think Buck donned that outfit to hide his belly).<br />
  23. 23. Now adults, Buck and Ginger move into a quaint home in the local shopping district. First thing Buck does is propose to a shocked Ginger.<br />
  24. 24. Being a quiet type, Buck marries Ginger in the hallway of their new home and Ginger accepts whole-heartedly. It’s only a matter of time before little ones will be pattering around the house.<br />
  25. 25. Elsewhere, Lola Singles is climbing up the Dance career track with amazing grace, despite being a werewolf. One second she’s a Tap Dancer, the next she’s a Ballroom Dancer.<br />
  26. 26. Kristen, “Hope you get another promotion, Lola.”<br />Lola, “Thanks. How about you, Kristen? How’s your career coming along?”<br />Kristen, “Well…”<br />
  27. 27. Former police lieutenant, Kristen is now a SWAT Team Leader. Or rather was. Now that she’s received a promotion…<br />
  28. 28. Kristen, “I wish the Police Chief uniform stood out amongst the lower level police uniforms. Guess I’ll make due.”<br />
  29. 29. At the pie house…<br />
  30. 30. Jerry, “What’s with the get-up, Chuck? And I don’t mean the werewolf thing either.”<br />Chuck, “Oh the warlock thing? It’s all part of my masterful planning.”<br />Jerry, “I’m afraid to ask.”<br />
  31. 31. Chuck, “I’ll tell you anyway. See the thing is, I really see no interest in having any kids or a full commitment of any sort. But I want to woo hoo without constraint. “<br />Jerry, “And I really don’t care.”<br />Chuck, “So I got this ingenious plan: zombie-hood. If I’m a zombie, then I can’t have kids no matter how much I woo hoo!”<br />Jerry, “Wouldn’t it be easier to just use protection?”<br />
  32. 32. Chuck, “That’s not the point. The point is that as a zombie, I can woo hoo without even needing to think about protection and not have to worry about getting the dame preggers. Capeesh?”<br />Jerry, “But protection kinda has left getting killed involved. And even then, how do you expect to become a zombie to begin with? Doesn’t that require someone else doing the zombie raising?”<br />Chuck, “Oh… right.”<br />
  33. 33. Abignale, “What’s got you down, Chuck?”<br />Chuck, “I had this plan where I raise myself as a zombie for a big boon only to realize I can’t raise myself as a zombie all by myself.”<br />Abignale, “So you’ll need some help?”<br />Chuck, “Yea, but how?”<br />Abignale, “Ask around. You might get an answer somewhere.”<br />
  34. 34. Chuck, “Hmmm, how do I get raised as a zombie if I can’t do it myself. Think, Chuck, think!”<br />
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  37. 37. “Ah ha hahahahahaaaaaa!”<br />
  38. 38. And outside of Chuck’s new warlock powers, everything around the house seems mostly normal. Dad and Ralph dancing together.<br />
  39. 39. Abignale going out for a night on the town with friends.<br />
  40. 40. Mom bragging about her latest big thing to dad.<br />
  41. 41. Dad wanting to lose some weight after eating too much fish cooked by mom.<br />
  42. 42. School work.<br />
  43. 43. Jerry, “Hey, you’re not thinking of having me do your homework?”<br />Ralph, “I was sorta, kinda, hoping you would? Besides, I’m tired.”<br />Jerry, “No excuses.”<br />
  44. 44. And of course, me seeing Twitchy.<br />
  45. 45. Twitchy, “That was a heck of a way to say hello.”<br />Jerry, “You saying you didn’t like it?”<br />Twitchy, “Just caught me off guard is all.”<br />
  46. 46. Everyone was pretty much having fun and living life.<br />
  47. 47. And then the day came when two birthdays occurred.<br />Abignale, “So which one of you birthday boys is going first?”<br />
  48. 48. Ralph goes first. He grows from a small kid to a family loving teen.<br />
  49. 49. Next up is Chuck who surprisingly grows into the same clothing. It catches us all by surprise, expecting him to don his hula shirt and shorts once again.<br />
  50. 50. Dad celebrates the double birthday by setting the kitchen on fire. Thankfully, we have a fire detector set up so the fire department arrives in time.<br />
  51. 51. A few days later and mom’s birthday rolls around. She stubbornly clings to her hair and outfit.<br />
  52. 52. With only so much time left before Abignale and I grow into our adult years, I invite Twitchy over for one last teen date.<br />
  53. 53. Again, we find ourselves staring at each other. Though I feel more awkward with this stupid look plastered on my face.<br />
  54. 54. And despite my brother watching gleefully on, we wrap our arms around each other and lock lips.<br />
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  57. 57. Time for a few gulps of air.<br />
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  59. 59. I feel pretty good after we finally separate. But again, I feel like such an idiot with this look on my face. I can’t tell if it’s stuck this way or my body is intentionally trying to make a fool out of me. Nevertheless, I have my first dream date with Twitchy.<br />
  60. 60. And now the time for Abignale and I to grow up.<br />
  61. 61. Abignale goes first.<br />
  62. 62. And then my turn.<br />
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  64. 64. Abignale leaves the house to live her own life.<br />
  65. 65. I stay behind to carry on the family line. And come face-to-face with an adult Twitchy.<br />Fin<br />

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