2. LawndaLe, CaLifornia. So
The nighT afTer you have The
denzeL’s aCCidenT. d-n-what of
who?
of
animals.
so now
i’m Like manimaL
or someThing. my
rap Career is nuLL
and void.
denzel, one thing
god saved you the world doeSn’t
from The aCCidenT and need iS another rapper.
gave you powers for iT’s Time To TeLL
a reason. i know you a new sTory.
wanT To be a rapper, give These
buT desTiny Tends kids someThing To
To geT iTs beLieve in besides Snoop
way. dr. Fat whatever. you
Can use your powers
To geT rid of drugs,
ThaT’s Lower Crime, or heLp
noT how i see iT, worLd peaCe.
grandma. doCTor
presCoTT hooked me
up wiTh a serum unTiL
he figures ouT a way
To geT me baCk To
normaL. hopefuLLy
soon.
now boy
i said you’re
going To be a
superhero and
you you’re going To
Can be a a superhero.
superhero!
grandma
i’m noT being
no superhero.
i goTTa foCus
on The baTTLe of
The miCs. i don’T
Care. if you
gonna Live under
my roof, you’re
gonna be a super-
hero and that’s
final.
i don’T
wanT To be one.
They don’T geT
paid

3. i’m
proposin’ we
mix nightcluB, merge our businesses
afTer-hours. under one ruLe. iT’s a i Can
jungLe ouT There and be The CoLor whaT
There shouLd be of money... iT’s do ya wanT
one king. your ChoiCe, from us?
genTLemen. your
disTribuTion
neTworks.
okay,
warThog ...
you have our
CooperaTion,
now whaT?
and
who’s gonna
be king,
you?
i have
for you a
new produCT
To CorrupT The
minds and
bodies of
The youTh.
bumps
my man,
you aLways was what
smarTer Than the hell
you Look. was dat?
whaT our
why is iT? fuTure.
wouLd go on,
i give up my bumps, don’T
TerriTory and aCT Like iT’s
my money To your firsT
you? Time.
Black
The saBBath.
point of Synthetic cocaine.
persuasion. Cheap ThriLLs for
The boys and
girLs.
i Can
be The CoLor of i guess ThaT’s an
deaTh, or… endorsemenT. we jusT need
funding, then …
world
domination.

4. now don’T geT beside
… multi-car
yourseLf ’Cause you
The nexT day, whaT’s pileup on the
goT some superpowers.
earLier Than denzeL ThaT? 405 Freeway...
remember, i’m aLways
had pLanned... krypToniTe To
grandma, you
whaT are you you, boy.
iT’s hear ThaT,
doin? denzeL? we
a poLiCe
sCanner, goT us a
fooL. CaLL.
why
do we have
shh!
a poLiCe
i Can’T
sCanner?
hear.
we?
we ain’T
doing noThing,
grandma.
beCause
we don’T
have a baT
signaL. yes,
ma’am.
i don’T know whaT
i’m supposed To
dang, be doing.
now we Can hear whaT’s iT’s a Crime i’m noT aLready grandma, whaT
going down in The sTreeTs. a famous rapper! ThaT’s The size is This--
Then you Can swoop in whaT’s onLy Crime i’LL be fighTing… extra medium?
There and give ’em a This? and yeah, maybe i’LL do iT’s mad
hand … with this… a video in my smaLL.
underwear.
your
ouTfiT.
weLL,
i know you’re
noT suppose To
be sTanding
around doing
noThing.
now
jump!
use Them
wings
she’s goT
me up here
wearing a TighT,
pLeaTher suiT Looking
Like a gay
now baTman.
i goTTa
wriTe
some new
rhymes.
you
iT’s
goTTa spread
aerodynamiC,
eagLe, boy.
fooL. i read abouT
spread
how To make Those
eagle!
suiTs on The
inTerneT. now
whaT’Cha get going.
gonna do -- now
fighT Crime remember,
in your 405 Freeway.
underwear? hurry!
There
you
go.

5. 405 freeway,
Los angeLes.
look,
w
who,
i’m Freak, h
and what,
The heLL are here To This is no
Time for games.
i
you? heLp.
wesT hoLLywood is n
in The oTher
direCTion. now
e
Beat it.
is ThaT iT’s a
a broTha Coming bird!
Towards us?
whoops!
iT’s a whoops!
my bad.
pLane!

6. i know
how To puT
This ouT…
buT, durham geneTiC yo, whaT’s
damn, this researCh Lab d, good To up, bruh.
wasn’T supposed see you in i didn’T Think
To happen. one pieCe. you’d be baCk
so soon.
you
good?
i’m
mainTaining,
conSidering...
iT Looks
Like The guy in
The earTha kiTT don’T worry abouT
ouTfiT sTarTed iT, man. you don’T weirder Than ThaT freak on
a hiLLside wanna be around me The freeway LasT nighT?
fire. wiTh aLL This weird weirder Than ThaT
sTuff ThaT’s been braCeLeT?
Look, happening. or shouLd
i wouLd i say,
of visiTed gay-CeLeT?
you aT The
hospiTaL.
iT’s
buT someThing The
you know, doCTor gave
a broTher goT me. iT pumps
warranTs. mediCine inTo
my bLood.
puT okay,
your hands This isn’T
or paws where good.
we Can see
’em or we’LL
shooT.
hey, it can’t
LisTen up. Be … The one man
jusT dr. presCoTT was ThaT CouLd save
drug? kiLLed a few nighTs ago
do iT, shooT LeT me geT me … dead?
freak! when he visiTed Those
me? i jusT some. sLime baLLs from
saved Those damn, whaT The prison
kids Lives! are They esCape....
giving you,
sTeroids?
you’re
seriousLy
going To arresT
me. ThaT ain’T
righT…
sorry.
Things have
jusT been
Crazy.

7. dr. presCoTT’s researCh LaboraTory.
Lake hoLLywood
hey, reservoir
man, whaT’s ricky!
going on?
riCky,
noThing. geT ouT of
There right
now!
There’s
no Cure!
so
whaT are
your
powers?
meTro raiL.
an hour LaTer. i Can
fLy and i
have a Long
Tongue
hey, Long
we’ve been Tongue ain’T bad,
boys sinCe The heLL i wouLdn’T
sixTh grade. don’T mind having
sTarT pLaying ThaT.
me To The
LefT.
you’re
righT--i’LL oh my
spiLL, buT noT god! ricky!
here. somebody
help!
you know,
superheroes Then
geT The girLs. and whaT are we
haLLe barry is waiTing for?
doC say you avaiLabLe… LeT’s be ouTTa
gonna be aLL here. meanwhiLe, noT Too apparenTLy, i aLso goT
far away as The yo, man, me some super-hearing
righT?
squirreL fLies… roCk The whaT’s beCause a girL’s sCream
miC. wrong? jusT pierCed my
naw. brain.
i don’T
know.
hey,
i goT way
naw. more pressing
i don’T know. issues Than someone’s
roCk The in TroubLe.
miC. i’m ouTTa
here!

8. Three miLes
pLease don’T LeT
down The river. don’T
riCky drown. i was
supposed To be worry, miss.
waTChing we have This under
him. ConTroL.
i see
The kid
Coming
now.
who are
you?
i’m
nobody.
i’m jusT
a man Trying
To do The righT
Thing.
hey,
you, waiT
righT
There!
~g u r g le~
we LosT
him! we need
anoTher seT up
down sTream,
now!

9. wow, i
love ThaT
Tongue.
exCuse me,
i’m sTanding
righT here.
yep,
and you
were aLso
sTanding righT
here when ThaT
punk robbed
us.
i Think
we have
ourseLves a
superhero.
sorry
abouT The roof,
i’ve goTTa Learn
To sTiCk The
Landing. boy,
whaT’s
going
on? The nexT
nighT ...
wiLshire
aparTmenTs
i don’T
Think we
have enough
manpower To
Lord, save Them
i wasn’T aLL!
gonna drink iT.
i promise. you
know my
hearT.
The nexT gimme
day ... your
money.
Take iT!
jusT don’T
hurT us.

10. whaT you mean your Thanks
Ladders Can’T reaCh? for Cushioning
This
you’re The fire my faLL,
beTTer be
deparTmenT. feLLas.
some good shiT, don’T
homes. noT Like ThaT worry. This is
dirT you boughT good shiT. i boughT
from heCTor iT from a bLaCk guy
LasT week. named moses. said somebody
iT’s The promised Lose a
Land. baby?
don’t
Blame us,
our budgeT goT
CuT. apparenTLy, you
whiCh diCkweeds needed
way is more squad
wiLshire? Cars.
waiT
iT’s ThaT Thank a minuTe... yeah,
way. you. Thank how did you
Thanks, how did geT down
you.
feLLa. you geT down here?
here wiThouT
your baby?
This
is some
good shiT,
homes.
hey,
jim, our
Ladders Can’T
help! reaCh ThaT and afTer
somebody ma’am, ThaT daring
iT’s okay! whaT high.
heLp me! my who resCue, we Can aLL
baby’s in fLoor is The are agree ThaT la’s
There. baby on? you? got a new
man!
i’m
jusT a
man.
where do
you Come ThaT’s
from? are my boy!
you a
freak?
i Think
you need To
The Take This ChiLd
Seventeenth To proTeCTive
fLoor. serviCes.

11. broken miC
sTudios.
i Can’T hoLd up,
sneak you who said i was
yo, kim, in here defenseLess?
we goTTa anymore-- weLL i’m
bounCe. i jusT goT noT The one
a projeCT in Trying To fighT
new york, so a defenseLess
i goTTa woman.
roLL.
how’d iT
sound?
enough
i onLy of This shiT.
have Two how abouT we Take
songs done. Care of boTh you
whaT abouT biTChes.
my demo?
you
were kiLLin’ sorry,
iT, ma. This gonna baby. work
be a hot is work.
demo.
and aaacckk!
This nighT
jusT geTs
beTTer and
beTTer…
i goT
a big bed
ThaT CouLd show
ThaT young body
many Things.
Looks
Like somebody
LosT Their way.
maybe she needs
a big sTrong man aahhh!!
To show her
The way
where’s
iT aT? yo
mama’s
house?
hey, don’T need
i was jusT superman’s eyes
defenseLess
Trying To To see ThaT
my fooT.
now LeT’s make This heLp. body.
easy on yourseLf. LeT
The Lady go abouT her
business and you
girL,
go baCk To being
i’ve kiLLed
Losers.
for Less.
yeah, he
jusT goT ouT
yesTerday.
weLL
i’d haTe
To puT you you
baCk in. why onLy wanTed
don’T you To heLp beCause
Come off ThaT you ThoughT i was
waLL so we Can a viCTim. go geT
sTomp The biTCh your ThriLLs
ouTTa ya! somewhere
eLse, freak.

12. The nexT day,
seCuriTy firsT bank. is ThaT
riCoCheT you where you
i know shouLd
TheaTer. regisTer?
whaT you’re be.
going To ask
damn sure
and “yes” i’m
dawg. five Thing, buT
hundred and avaiLabLe.
iT’s a gang of
TweLve.
peopLe Trying To
geT puT on--Like
over 500.
you
wanna go for reaL,
geT married and huh? i Can
have kids and CuT an aLbum
Then Come
waiTing on
baCk?
my Turn.
urk!
noBody
moves!
i don’T
have The weLL,
key… iT doesn’T
exCuse maTTer whaT
me… number i am,
’Cause i don’T
Lose.
You!
open The
vauLT!
i Like
winners.
kim.
in ThaT we?
Case we we’re pLuraL denzeL...
shouLd skip aLready?
This joinT and
go geT LoTTery Like The
TiCkeTs. aCTor.
i guess
you geT ThaT
a LoT, huh?
someone
jusT
Better point me every day
in the direction of my
of the vault Life.
key!
There’s
someThing
abouT your eyes
--have we meT
wrong before? uh…
answer.
yeah, you
CaLLed me a
freak!
nah, we’d
be hooked up
if we had.

13. maybe so, buT The pubLiC
i beTTer go regisTer. has a righT
niCe meeTing noT now, ms. To know whaT’s
you, denzeL. weaTherTon. going on in The
bank. i undersTand
There are muTanTs
hoLding
hosTages.
yeah,
uh…
uh-oh...
i hear
sirens. damn,
super duTies
CaLL. are
you gonna
TeLL me ThaT
wasn’T a muTanT
CaTCh ThaT feLL ouT
you of The sky
eiTher?
LaTer.
whaT brings
you here... arresT
uh, man? me? for
what?
i Came
To we goT
heLp-- a bunCh of
muTanT freaks
robbing The bank.
how do i know
you’re noT in on
arrest iT wiTh Them?
this
freak! ‘Cause
i’m ouT here don’T geT
Trying To heLp smarT, freak! i goT
you. shooTers aLL around
The buiLding. one
word from me ends
your paTheTiC,
miserabLe
Life.
want
to try
me?
TO BE CONTINUED…