Electric and musical Martini shaker. By Pablo Zequeira
What has been accomplished. There are already several electric martini shakers. All that needs to be added is the music function. I have composed a list of songs that are necessary to have the perfect “Bond Martini.”
List of Songs that will Shake your martini. Rammstein's “Mein Teil” and “Ich Will.” Led Zeppelin's “Kashmir”, “Black Dog” and “when the levee breaks.” White stripes’ “7 nation army” and “icky thump.” DevandraBanhart’s “Carmencita.” Grouch’s “clones”, “artsy” and “from the bay to L.A.” All of Amy Winehouse’s most recent songs. the album fat of the land by Prodigy. The James Bond theme. Black Sabbaths’ “Iron-man.” Oasis “Fuckin’ in the Bushes.” Buena Vista social club’s “Candela.” Eagles of Death Metal’s “Chase the devil” and “Shasta Beast.” Fat boy slim’s “RockafellerSkank.” Foo Fighter’s “Darling Nikki.” And lastly…
And even more of my target audience Old drunk people.
Why you need my Martini shaker. No one wants to shake their own martini cocktail to perfection, that’s why you go to a bar and have someone do it for you. Getting the right amount of alcohol in your body is always hard. You like to listen to music as you slowly start to pass out. It is that good of an idea.
Steps I have to take. Find a millionaire that really likes his Martinis shaken and not stirred. Have a James Bond or Megan Fox look alike promote my Martini shaker. Build the martini shaker.
And remember… Always drink your Martinis shaken not stirred!