About I know my limits...I don’t pay any attention to them, but I know them
1) I don’t agree with your opinion, but I respect its straightforwardness in terms of wrongness
2) If your name is Ivan, Congratulations! Your parents are lazy!
3) I’m surprisingly nice for someone who hates 99% of people
4) I wear earbuds that aren’t hooked up to anything just so my coworkers won’t talk to me
5) If I’m smiling it’s because I don’t know what the hell is going on
6) I just wrote a Wikipedia article about your mom
7) I drink on Sunday to forget that tomorrow is Monday