In response to this question - https://twitter.com/bhwilkoff/status/689043907527626753

1. my busking options
by Zac Chase

2. too invasive

3. i wish

4. much more likely

5. not nearly enough
patience
(and no wig)

6. insufficient insurance

7. obvious
flexibility
issues

8. can’t juggle

9. no
props

10. animal cruelty
implications

11. wait! what the hell? is that
his foot?

12. there ya go

13. photo credits
• greenpeace - hisham_hm - https://flic.kr/p/9Axvm3
• young guitar - Chris Beckett - https://flic.kr/p/DcGisZ
• old guy - Robert Pittman - https://flic.kr/p/aX6k7p
• doll - Alpha - https://flic.kr/p/4BurmY
• flame - Mirkuz - https://flic.kr/p/afTtCD
• flexible - Paul L Dineen - https://flic.kr/p/7aRgsJ
• juggle - Robert Kash - https://flic.kr/p/gdUqzv
• trapeeze - Michael Herrera https://flic.kr/p/fzT8Yc
• dog - Ken Douglas - https://flic.kr/p/2iU6oq
• hugs - Denise Sebastian - https://flic.kr/p/9Q9VHM