Diva Code, The: Miss Piggy on Life,
Love, and the 10,000 Idiotic Things
Men Frogs Do by Miss Piggy
Diva Code Book
From one of the most famous divas of our time comes The Diva Code:
Miss Piggy on Life, Love, and the 10,000 Idiotic Things Men Frogs Do.
Over her years of celebritude, Miss Piggy has gleaned, glommed, and
garnered much wisdom about whats wrong with everyone else and whats
right with her. Now, in the latest book from the Muppets, Miss Piggy is
ready to share with vous her best advice on love, fashion, career, attitude,
and her secrets of diva-dom! Its time for you to release your inner diva! Get
what you deserve! And give others exactly what they deserve!
Take, for example, Miss Piggys insights on a few of the idiotic things
men frogs do...

HES JUST NOT READY TO COMMIT--You give him the pleasure of
your company (plus untold hours of prep time) and in return hes not willing
to commit to anything. Mention a romantic getaway, a steady and
exclusive dating policy, a long-term relationship, marriage . . . and he runs
for the exit!
WHAT VOUS NEED TO DO: The best defense is a good offense, which
means that you must never give up trying to make him commit.
Remember: Never stop being offensive.
HES STATUS OBSESSED--Its all about the label, the fancy car, the
platinum-encrusted watch, the vacation place in Gstaad, and the showy
perks.
WHAT VOUS NEED TO DO: Give moi his number. HES A
NARCISSIST--This guy can usually be found at the gym defining his
triceps, biceps, bicuspids, you name it. And when hes not pumping iron,
hes primping in front of the mirror--tweezing, conditioning, moisturizing,
and otherwise invading your personal grooming space.
WHAT VOUS NEED TO DO: Ask yourself if hes such a hunk that hes
worth it. If so, get more mirrors. If not, dump him . . . but get more mirrors
anyway. After all, narcissism isnt a bad thing if its about vous.
Personal Review: Diva Code, The: Miss Piggy on Life, Love, and
the 10,000 Idiotic Things Men Frogs Do by Miss Piggy
Arriving on the shelves just in time for Valentine's Day, Miss Piggy takes
no prisoners in her hilarious tale on life, love, and being a diva. With years
of experience chasing after a certain frog, she offers up commentary on
how to handle any type of man frog with style and tidbits on "what every
diva should know" and "diva don'ts" Miss Piggy is happy to tell you exactly
why she is right and every man frog is wrong, and a special appearance of
Kermit will have you laughing with delight.
This is the latest offering from The Muppets (see also /Before You Leap/
by Kermit and "It's Hard Out Here For A Shrimp" by Pepe the King Prawn)
and is definitely worth your time. "The Diva Code" would also make a
great gift for any diva in your life!
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