The Great Indian Tragedy A M U S T - WATC H F O R E V E RY T R U E I N D I A N ! ! !
Every true Indian has two great           passions.
Every true Indian has two great           passions.      Cricket and Bollywood
Every Indian knows that the God of Cricket is Sachin Tendulkar.
But do you know who thebackbone of Bollywood is?
But do you know who thebackbone of Bollywood is?It isn’t Aamir Khan, Shah RukhKhan nor even the Bachchans.
But do you know who thebackbone of Bollywood is?  It is the Indian Monsoon.
Confused?
Confused? Don’t be.
Confused?It’s the truth.
What is the greatest invention of          Bollywood?
What is the greatest invention of          Bollywood?     It’s the rain song aka item               number.
That’s more than half!
Ye Olde Recipe for Indian Rain Song:
Hot girl + sari + rain = Masala Number
Hot girl + sari + rain = Masala Number           Better than E=mc2 isn’t it?
So what is the Great Tragedy?
So what is the Great Tragedy?           Simple.
So what is the Great Tragedy?           No rain.
So what is the Great Tragedy?           No rain.
So what is the Great Tragedy?             
So now,
Hot girl + sari + rain = ????
Hot girl + sari + rain = ????
Now do you realize the immensity of            the crisis?
Now, we have hot girls and saris but no               rain.
Now, we have hot girls and saris but no               rain.           So no item numbers.
Now, we have hot girls and saris but no               rain.                 
So my humble request is…
So my humble request is…     Grow more trees
So my humble request is…        Be organic
So my humble request is…     Spread the word
Because More Trees = More rain
…and…
More rain = more Masala
More rain = more Masala        Yippee!!!
Remember
RememberGrow more trees
RememberGrow more trees   Be organic
RememberGrow more trees   Be organicSpread the word
But don’t do it for my sake.      Grow more trees         Be organic      Spread the word
Do it for them.
Thnx for your time.  Have fun folks!!!
The Great Indian Tragedy
The Great Indian Tragedy
The Great Indian Tragedy
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  1. 1. The Great Indian Tragedy A M U S T - WATC H F O R E V E RY T R U E I N D I A N ! ! !
  2. 2. Every true Indian has two great passions.
  3. 3. Every true Indian has two great passions. Cricket and Bollywood
  4. 4. Every Indian knows that the God of Cricket is Sachin Tendulkar.
  5. 5. But do you know who thebackbone of Bollywood is?
  6. 6. But do you know who thebackbone of Bollywood is?It isn’t Aamir Khan, Shah RukhKhan nor even the Bachchans.
  7. 7. But do you know who thebackbone of Bollywood is? It is the Indian Monsoon.
  8. 8. Confused?
  9. 9. Confused? Don’t be.
  10. 10. Confused?It’s the truth.
  11. 11. What is the greatest invention of Bollywood?
  12. 12. What is the greatest invention of Bollywood? It’s the rain song aka item number.
  13. 13. That’s more than half!
  14. 14. Ye Olde Recipe for Indian Rain Song:
  15. 15. Hot girl + sari + rain = Masala Number
  16. 16. Hot girl + sari + rain = Masala Number Better than E=mc2 isn’t it?
  17. 17. So what is the Great Tragedy?
  18. 18. So what is the Great Tragedy? Simple.
  19. 19. So what is the Great Tragedy? No rain.
  20. 20. So what is the Great Tragedy? No rain.
  21. 21. So what is the Great Tragedy? 
  22. 22. So now,
  23. 23. Hot girl + sari + rain = ????
  24. 24. Hot girl + sari + rain = ????
  25. 25. Now do you realize the immensity of the crisis?
  26. 26. Now, we have hot girls and saris but no rain.
  27. 27. Now, we have hot girls and saris but no rain. So no item numbers.
  28. 28. Now, we have hot girls and saris but no rain. 
  29. 29. So my humble request is…
  30. 30. So my humble request is… Grow more trees
  31. 31. So my humble request is… Be organic
  32. 32. So my humble request is… Spread the word
  33. 33. Because More Trees = More rain
  34. 34. …and…
  35. 35. More rain = more Masala
  36. 36. More rain = more Masala Yippee!!!
  37. 37. Remember
  38. 38. RememberGrow more trees
  39. 39. RememberGrow more trees Be organic
  40. 40. RememberGrow more trees Be organicSpread the word
  41. 41. But don’t do it for my sake. Grow more trees Be organic Spread the word
  42. 42. Do it for them.
  43. 43. Thnx for your time. Have fun folks!!!

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