1. The Three Little Hockey Players
and the Big Bad Goalie
Once upon a time of a land of ice and
snow, there lived three little hockey players
and a goalie.
The goalie was very lonely all the time
because he had no friends or neighbors to talk
or play with. Then an idea sprouted in his
mind. His idea was to go and ask if the three
little hockey players across the glacier to be his
friend or companion.
So one day the goalie walked down to the
first players home. The goalie knocked on the
door. In his mind he thought this player was'nt
very intelligent because this player built his
house out of stacked hockey sticks.
When the player opened the door, the goalie
asked politely,"Mr. would you like to come play
hockey with me?"
"NO!" the player scolded.
Then the player slammed the door right in
the goalie's face.
The goalie was so mad he took his hockey
stick and slashed the house down. The player
was so frightened it dropped dead right in front
of the goalie. So the goalie shot him with his
stick across the iceand nobody ever saw the

2. player again.
The second player had a little more brains.
He built his house out of frozen together
hockey pucks. So the goalie knocked on the
door and asked,"Mr. would you like to come
play hockey with me?"
"NO!" the player snarled.
The goalie was so mad that he took his
skate from his bag and slashed the house
down. The player was so petrified that it ran
away so fast it made a cheetah look like a
turtle speed wise. So the goalie walked away
getting very irritated as he went on.
When he approached the third house he
thought this player was the smartest he made
his house out of hockey boards. So the goalie
banged on the door. But in response he heard,
"GO AWAY WEIRDO!!!"from the third player.
The goalie was so infurriated he screamed
so loud it caused an avalanche to bury the him
forever.
The End