THE SECRETS OF CHRISTMAS IS IN THE HEARTDylan’s Santa Claus is loaded on smack and bringing dugi to all the little kids to get themaddicted.THE KEY TO BREAKING THE DYLAN CODE in CHRISTMAS IS IN THE HEARTBy A. J. WebermanMany of the traditional Christmas songs Bob Dylan chose for CHRISTMAS IS IN THE HEARTcontained a phrase that was either identical with, or closely resembled, a line from Dylan’spreviously established body of poetry. In Do You Hear What I Hear he sang "A song, a song /High above the tree" In Tonight No Light Will Shine on Me he wrote, "As the wind blows highabove the tree" In Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas he sang "Here we are as in oldendays / Happy golden days of yore." In Days of 49 he wrote, "In the days of old in the days ofgold often I repine." In Winter Wonderland he sang, “In the meadow we can build a snowman /And pretend that hes a circus clown.” In the liner notes to The Times They Are A-Changin’Dylan wrote “An I walked my road an sung my song / Like a saddened clown / In the circus amy own world.” In Must be Santa Claus he sang "Whos got a beard that is long and white?"In Tarantula he wrote "the soldier with the long beard says go ask questions my son" "Soldier"
as “American President” In Gates of Eden Dylan wrote “The savage soldier” sarcastic; GeneralDwight Eisenhower accused by the far Right of being soft on Soviet Communism “sticks hishead in sand” ignores historical precedents, (“sand” as in “the sands of time”) like an ostrich“And then complains" then protests Soviet expansionism in Cuba “Unto the shoeless hunter”unto Nikita Khrushchev who took his shoe off and banged it on the Soviet Delegations desk atthe United Nations in 1960. “Hunter” as Khrushchev; John Fitzgerald Kennedy: “Khrushchevreminds me of the tiger hunter who has picked a place on the wall to hang the tigers skin longbefore he has caught the tiger. This tiger has other ideas.” Almost all American Presidents havebeen soldiers. Must be Santa Claus also contains this verse, "Eisenhower, Kennedy, Johnson,Nixon, Carter, Reagan, Bush, and Clinton." These keys indicate the subcontent of this songconcerns American Presidents.In The Christmas Blues he sang "The jingle bells are jingling / The streets are white withsnow" In Mr. Tambourine Man he wrote this to his heroin connection "in the jingle janglemorning Ill come following you" and in House Carpenter he wrote "Oh what are those hillsyonder my love / They look as white as snow / Those are the hills of heaven my love / You andIll never know." “Snow” is drug slang for heroin or cocaine. In Christmas on Christmas IslandDylan sang “you will never stray for every day / Your Christmas dreams come true” In I Threwit All Away Dylan wrote “take it to your heart don’t let it stray” and in New Morning he wrote,“this must be the day that all my dreams come true.” Both these poems appeared on the sameLP and were translated as drug related.In The Christmas Song Dylan sang "Will find it hard to sleep tonight" and in The Mighty Quinnhe wrote, "Nobody can get any sleep theres someone on everyones toes / But when Quinnthe Eskimo gets here everybodys gonna wanna dose." The Christmas Song also contains thelines "They know that Santas on his way / Hes loaded" slang; drunk or intoxicated "lots of toys""toys" junkie slang for narcotic paraphernalia, works "and goodies" and dope. The song ends"see if reindeer really know how to fly?" “fly” get high. Not since Alistair Crowley composedhymns for the Church of England that covertly praised opium have Christians been hood-winkedneither in this fashion nor on a grander scale.In Little Drummer Boy Dylan sang, "I am a poor boy." In If You Gotta Go, Go Now he wrote "Iam just a poor boy baby trying to connect." “Poor boy" translates as "Leftist folksinger" inTarantula he wrote this to the folk fans who witnessed him being jeered at his concerts, "youwere also there when they castrated that poor boy in public" In Cant Ya Hear Me Crying 1961he prayed for a break as a folk singer "Hey, stop you ol train, Let a poor boy ride." With thiskey we can break the Dylan code and find out what Dylan is really singing about in LittleDrummer Boy."Come they told me" listening to Woody Guthrie records told me "A new born King to see" tovisit Woody in the mental hospital where the Communist Party USA had dumped him "Our finestgifts we bring" my finest songs to play for him "To lay before the King" to lay on Woody the Kingof Folk Music."So to honor Him" so in his honor, not that I ever believed any of the Communist agitprop "Whenwe come" when I met him "Little Baby, I am a poor boy too" I told Woody, who was ofdiminished capacity that I was a genuine Depression Era folk singer "I have no gift to bring,Thats fit to give a King" and that I could never live up to the high artistic and communisticstandards set by Woody "Shall I play for you, on my drum" and I asked him if he wanted me todrum up support for the Communists with my music.
"Mary nodded” the Motherland, the Soviet Union gave Dylan the OK “The ox" the rank and fileCommunist Tarantula "now the organizers must bring the oxen in & dragging leaflets" "andlamb" and those the Communists who are going to be sacrificed for the cause "kept? time" dugDylan’s folk music beat "I played my drum for Him" I wrote songs to advance Communism "Iplayed my best for Him" that were some of the best ever written "Then He smiled at me, Me andmy drum." and then Woody had his fellow travelin Communists approved of me and gave methe Tom Paine Emergency Civil Liberties award for furthering Communism. Rum ba bum Rumba bum.SANTA CLAUS ROOFTOP JUNKIEHere comes Santa Claus!Right down Santa Claus Lane!Vixen and Blitzen and all his reindeerAre pulling on the reins.Bells are ringing, children singing;All is merry and bright.Hang your stockings and say your prayers,Cause Santa Claus comes tonightHere comes Santa Claus! Here comes Bob Dylan Right down Santa Claus Lane! And he is a rightwinger from the word go Vixen A female fox – he is foxy shewd and Blitzen and a Nazisympathizer – blitzkrieg and all his reindeer In ITS ALL OVER BABY BLUE Dylan tells his theCuban’s “all your reindeer army they are rowing home” an army accustomed to cold weather –the Sovs are retreating after the Cuban Missile Crisis. Are pulling on the reins the Soviet Unionis controlling Bob Dylan The Traitorous Communist Puppet “Bells are ringing, children singing”SUBTERRANEAN HOMESICK BLUES “ring bell hard to tell if anything is gonna sell” Dylan isplaying his guitar and immature idiots are out there doing the same All is merry and bright.The future looks bright for Dylan the communist mistral Hang your stockings wait for yourreward some dough and say your prayers, sing your scummy protest songs which you don’tbelieve in Cause Santa Claus comes tonight. Cause fame and chicks cum tonightHere comes Santa Claus!Right down Santa Claus Lane!Hes got a bag that is filled with toysFor the boys and girls again.Hear those sleigh bells jingle jangle,What a beautiful sight.Jump in bed, cover up your head,Cause Santa Claus comes tonightHere comes Santa Claus! Here comes Dylan Right down Santa Claus Lane! a well-defined trackHes got a bag a bag of dope that is filled with toys and a set of works – Junkie talk – “Hey manlet’s get off” “My toys are in my crib.” For the boys and girls again. Key word – again and again
and again addiction Hear those sleigh bells jingle jangle, MR. TAMBOURINE MAN which even Imust admit was the greatest peon to Opium ever written in all of literary history. “In the jinglejangle morning I’ll come following you” What a beautiful sight. What a great fucking high Jumpin bed, go into a sleep like nod cover up your head, but be careful no one finds out you are asmack head Cause Santa Claus comes tonight cause the sleazeball Bobby from Minnesotacomes tonight, cums all over himself.So fucking Christmas song that one turned out to be. Aleister Crowley Jr.WALKING IN A WINTER DUGILANDSleigh bells ring, are you listening,In the lane, snow is glisteningA beautiful sight,Were happy tonight,Walking in a winter wonderland.Sleigh bells ring, are you listening you have to pay attention to something that might kill you –you have to be sure of the dose In the lane note use of lane as tracks again snow is glisteningthe snow, the smack is pure crystal, almost uncut, not stepped on “A beautiful sight,Were happy tonight, In TONIGHT I’LL BE STAYING HERE WITH YOU Dylan wrote that all hewanted to do was get high Walking in a winter wonderlandGone away is the bluebird,Here to stay is a new birdHe sings a love song,As we go along,Walking in a winter wonderland.Gone away is the bluebird, In TONIGHT I’LL BE STAYING HERE with you Dylan wrote “Wellthat mockingbird’s gonna said away, We’re gonna forget it / That big fat moon is gonna shinelike a spoon /but we’re gonna let it ” Here to stay is a new bird Here to stay is a new kind ofsinger “He sings a love song” who is no longer political As we go along, Walking in a winterwonderland.In the meadow we can build a snowman,Then pretend that he is Parson BrownHell say: Are you married?Well say: No man,But you can do the jobWhen youre in townIn the meadow we can build a snowman, In America we can create a poem about heroin Thenpretend that he is Parson Brown then pretend it contains Leftwing thinking Hell say: Are youmarried? The left will ask are you married to Communist ideology? “Well say: No man, notreally But you can do the job When youre in town.” but as long as it is popular in New York
Town you can commit a “job” Informal A criminal act as in conspiracy.Later on, well conspire,As we dream by the fireTo face unafraid,The plans that weve made,Walking in a winter wonderlandLater on, well conspire, later in my career as a make believe Leftist I will conspire with theCommunist Party to overthrow the duly elected Government of these United States.As we dream by the fire as we dream of, fantasize about, revolution, in MY BACK PAGES Dylanwrote this about his life as a Leftist “Crimson flames tied through my ears / Rollin’ high andmighty traps / Pounced with fire on flaming roads / Using ideas as my maps To face unafraid,The plans that weve made,and are willing to confront the Governemnt Walking in a winterwonderland. Living in a dreamland.In the meadow we can build a snowman,And pretend that hes a circus clownWell have lots of fun with mister snowman,Until the other kids knock him down.In the meadow we can build a snowman, In America we can increase or strengthen by addinggradually to my career by cutting a record that was half acoustic half rock and roll And pretendthat hes a circus clown then his old fans will have to make believe he is still a folksinger Wellhave lots of fun with mister snowman, Will ridicule Dylan’s new sound Until the other kids knockhim down. Until the other Leftists knock him Slang To find fault with; criticizeWhen it snows, aint it thrilling,Though your nose gets a chillingWell frolic and play, the Eskimo way,Walking in a winter wonderland.When it snows, aint it thrilling, when you’re high on junk you first get a rush Though your nosegets a chilling when you snort it through you like totally chill out. Everything in life is perfect,every problem is solved, happy happy joy joy. “Well frolic and play, the Eskimo way” we will beeuphoric and we’ll play as we did in QUINN THE ESKIMO “When Quinn the Eskimo get’s hereeverybody gonna want a dose or wanna doze.” Walking in a winter wonderland. Walking in aschemker’s wonderland.THE LITTLE SHEPARD BOYFuck this, I had enough of Dylan’s “Christmas” songs. Christmas my ass. He is singing aboutdope and his career. So you figure this next one out…Said the night wind to the little lamb,Do you see what I seeWay up in the sky, little lamb,
Do you see what I seeA star, a star, dancing in the nightWith a tail as big as a kiteWith a tail as big as a kiteSaid the little lamb to the shepherd boy,Do you hear what I hearRinging through the sky, shepherd boy,Do you hear what I hearA song, a song, high above the treesWith a voice as big as the seaWith a voice as big as the seaSaid the shepherd boy to the mighty king,Do you know what I knowIn your palace warm, mighty king,Do you know what I knowA Child, a Child shivers in the coldLet us bring Him silver and goldLet us bring Him silver and goldSaid the king to the people everywhere,Listen to what I sayPray for peace, people everywhere!Listen to what I sayThe Child, the Child, sleeping in the nightHe will bring us goodness and lightHe will bring us goodness and light