How to Make This:
How to Make This:
First, Build a Swing
Second, Getting It on BART
Second, Getting It on BART
• Wrong Question
Doing This is Easy
Doing This is Not That Hard
This…
And This Is Much Harder
Why?
– If something is presented as “ART” then it is
  there to be observed by people who are looking
  at a piece of art
...
There Will Always Be This Guy
To Minimize Those Guys, You Must
            Consider
To Minimize Those Guys, You Must
            Consider
– Installing the damn swings
To Minimize Those Guys, You Must
            Consider
– Installing the damn swings
To Minimize Those Guys, You Must
            Consider
– Installing the damn swings

– Making sure no one gets arrested
To Minimize Those Guys, You Must
            Consider
– Installing the damn swings

– Making sure no one gets arrested
To Minimize Those Guys, You Must
            Consider
– Installing the damn swings

– Making sure no one gets arrested

– ...
A Note on Documentation
A Note on Documentation
– For eight years, I refused to document stuff
  because I thought that it took away from the
  pr...
A Note on Documentation
– For eight years, I refused to document stuff
  because I thought that it took away from the
  pr...
A Note on Documentation
– For eight years, I refused to document stuff
  because I thought that it took away from the
  pr...
A Note on Documentation
– For eight years, I refused to document stuff
  because I thought that it took away from the
  pr...
How to Physically Install the Swing
How to Physically Install the Swing
Bonus Points:
Bonus Points:
• The Kennedy Maneuver
Bonus Points:
• The Kennedy Maneuver
 –“you put the loops of rope around the bar on either
  side of the t-support where i...
The Rest Will Be Via Diagram
The Rest Will Be Via Diagram
•   How to Make Sure That No One Gets
    Arrested?
The Rest Will Be Via Diagram
•    How to Make Sure That No One Gets
     Arrested?
    – Install them and get the fuck out
The Rest Will Be Via Diagram
•    How to Make Sure That No One Gets
     Arrested?
    – Install them and get the fuck out...
The Rest Will Be Via Diagram
•    How to Make Sure That No One Gets
     Arrested?
    – Install them and get the fuck out...
The Rest Will Be Via Diagram
•    How to Make Sure That No One Gets
     Arrested?
    – Install them and get the fuck out...
The Rest Will Be Via Diagram
•    How to Make Sure That No One Gets
     Arrested?
    – Install them and get the fuck out...
Your Basic BART Car
At Glenn Park, the Shills Got on
At 24th St., the Installation Team Got
                     on
When the train slows down, the
    installation team installs
When the train slows down, the
    installation team installs




        And GTFO
Then, Some Acting
Then, Some Acting
– Then the shills pointed in joy, and swung with
  laughter.
Then, Some Acting
– Then the shills pointed in joy, and swung with
  laughter.
– Then they got off so other could try
Then, Some Acting
– Then the shills pointed in joy, and swung with
  laughter.
– Then they got off so other could try
– An...
Then, Some Acting
– Then the shills pointed in joy, and swung with
  laughter.
– Then they got off so other could try
– An...
Ta Da!
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Nov 09 - Dr. Baron Mikheil von Burstein, esq. - Installing the BART Swings: Making the Horse Drink and Getting Away with It

  1. 1. How to Make This:
  2. 2. How to Make This:
  3. 3. First, Build a Swing
  4. 4. Second, Getting It on BART
  5. 5. Second, Getting It on BART • Wrong Question
  6. 6. Doing This is Easy
  7. 7. Doing This is Not That Hard
  8. 8. This…
  9. 9. And This Is Much Harder
  10. 10. Why? – If something is presented as “ART” then it is there to be observed by people who are looking at a piece of art - LIKEWISE - – If something outside of one’s daily experience happens, people generally will not intervene, but rather ignore it, or stop and stare.
  11. 11. There Will Always Be This Guy
  12. 12. To Minimize Those Guys, You Must Consider
  13. 13. To Minimize Those Guys, You Must Consider – Installing the damn swings
  14. 14. To Minimize Those Guys, You Must Consider – Installing the damn swings
  15. 15. To Minimize Those Guys, You Must Consider – Installing the damn swings – Making sure no one gets arrested
  16. 16. To Minimize Those Guys, You Must Consider – Installing the damn swings – Making sure no one gets arrested
  17. 17. To Minimize Those Guys, You Must Consider – Installing the damn swings – Making sure no one gets arrested – Making sure that people play with them
  18. 18. A Note on Documentation
  19. 19. A Note on Documentation – For eight years, I refused to document stuff because I thought that it took away from the present.
  20. 20. A Note on Documentation – For eight years, I refused to document stuff because I thought that it took away from the present. – And then, I was copycatted.
  21. 21. A Note on Documentation – For eight years, I refused to document stuff because I thought that it took away from the present. – And then, I was copycatted. – To make more of your art, you must show the world your art.
  22. 22. A Note on Documentation – For eight years, I refused to document stuff because I thought that it took away from the present. – And then, I was copycatted. – To make more of your art, you must show the world your art. – And, of course, how to do it.
  23. 23. How to Physically Install the Swing
  24. 24. How to Physically Install the Swing
  25. 25. Bonus Points:
  26. 26. Bonus Points: • The Kennedy Maneuver
  27. 27. Bonus Points: • The Kennedy Maneuver –“you put the loops of rope around the bar on either side of the t-support where it attaches to the ceiling it reduces risk of sliding around and assures perfect lateral placement.”
  28. 28. The Rest Will Be Via Diagram
  29. 29. The Rest Will Be Via Diagram • How to Make Sure That No One Gets Arrested?
  30. 30. The Rest Will Be Via Diagram • How to Make Sure That No One Gets Arrested? – Install them and get the fuck out
  31. 31. The Rest Will Be Via Diagram • How to Make Sure That No One Gets Arrested? – Install them and get the fuck out • How to Make Sure that People Play with Them?
  32. 32. The Rest Will Be Via Diagram • How to Make Sure That No One Gets Arrested? – Install them and get the fuck out • How to Make Sure that People Play with Them? – Break the ice with shills
  33. 33. The Rest Will Be Via Diagram • How to Make Sure That No One Gets Arrested? – Install them and get the fuck out • How to Make Sure that People Play with Them? – Break the ice with shills • Documentation
  34. 34. The Rest Will Be Via Diagram • How to Make Sure That No One Gets Arrested? – Install them and get the fuck out • How to Make Sure that People Play with Them? – Break the ice with shills • Documentation – Have some of the shills take photos of, at least, your shills playing on them
  35. 35. Your Basic BART Car
  36. 36. At Glenn Park, the Shills Got on
  37. 37. At 24th St., the Installation Team Got on
  38. 38. When the train slows down, the installation team installs
  39. 39. When the train slows down, the installation team installs And GTFO
  40. 40. Then, Some Acting
  41. 41. Then, Some Acting – Then the shills pointed in joy, and swung with laughter.
  42. 42. Then, Some Acting – Then the shills pointed in joy, and swung with laughter. – Then they got off so other could try
  43. 43. Then, Some Acting – Then the shills pointed in joy, and swung with laughter. – Then they got off so other could try – And they did
  44. 44. Then, Some Acting – Then the shills pointed in joy, and swung with laughter. – Then they got off so other could try – And they did – And it was good.
  45. 45. Ta Da!

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