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Nov 09 - Dr. Baron Mikheil von Burstein, esq. - Installing the BART Swings: Making the Horse Drink and Getting Away with It

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  • 1. How to Make This:
  • 2. How to Make This:
  • 3. First, Build a Swing
  • 4. Second, Getting It on BART
  • 5. Second, Getting It on BART • Wrong Question
  • 6. Doing This is Easy
  • 7. Doing This is Not That Hard
  • 8. This…
  • 9. And This Is Much Harder
  • 10. Why? – If something is presented as “ART” then it is there to be observed by people who are looking at a piece of art - LIKEWISE - – If something outside of one’s daily experience happens, people generally will not intervene, but rather ignore it, or stop and stare.
  • 11. There Will Always Be This Guy
  • 12. To Minimize Those Guys, You Must Consider
  • 13. To Minimize Those Guys, You Must Consider – Installing the damn swings
  • 14. To Minimize Those Guys, You Must Consider – Installing the damn swings
  • 15. To Minimize Those Guys, You Must Consider – Installing the damn swings – Making sure no one gets arrested
  • 16. To Minimize Those Guys, You Must Consider – Installing the damn swings – Making sure no one gets arrested
  • 17. To Minimize Those Guys, You Must Consider – Installing the damn swings – Making sure no one gets arrested – Making sure that people play with them
  • 18. A Note on Documentation
  • 19. A Note on Documentation – For eight years, I refused to document stuff because I thought that it took away from the present.
  • 20. A Note on Documentation – For eight years, I refused to document stuff because I thought that it took away from the present. – And then, I was copycatted.
  • 21. A Note on Documentation – For eight years, I refused to document stuff because I thought that it took away from the present. – And then, I was copycatted. – To make more of your art, you must show the world your art.
  • 22. A Note on Documentation – For eight years, I refused to document stuff because I thought that it took away from the present. – And then, I was copycatted. – To make more of your art, you must show the world your art. – And, of course, how to do it.
  • 23. How to Physically Install the Swing
  • 24. How to Physically Install the Swing
  • 25. Bonus Points:
  • 26. Bonus Points: • The Kennedy Maneuver
  • 27. Bonus Points: • The Kennedy Maneuver –“you put the loops of rope around the bar on either side of the t-support where it attaches to the ceiling it reduces risk of sliding around and assures perfect lateral placement.”
  • 28. The Rest Will Be Via Diagram
  • 29. The Rest Will Be Via Diagram • How to Make Sure That No One Gets Arrested?
  • 30. The Rest Will Be Via Diagram • How to Make Sure That No One Gets Arrested? – Install them and get the fuck out
  • 31. The Rest Will Be Via Diagram • How to Make Sure That No One Gets Arrested? – Install them and get the fuck out • How to Make Sure that People Play with Them?
  • 32. The Rest Will Be Via Diagram • How to Make Sure That No One Gets Arrested? – Install them and get the fuck out • How to Make Sure that People Play with Them? – Break the ice with shills
  • 33. The Rest Will Be Via Diagram • How to Make Sure That No One Gets Arrested? – Install them and get the fuck out • How to Make Sure that People Play with Them? – Break the ice with shills • Documentation
  • 34. The Rest Will Be Via Diagram • How to Make Sure That No One Gets Arrested? – Install them and get the fuck out • How to Make Sure that People Play with Them? – Break the ice with shills • Documentation – Have some of the shills take photos of, at least, your shills playing on them
  • 35. Your Basic BART Car
  • 36. At Glenn Park, the Shills Got on
  • 37. At 24th St., the Installation Team Got on
  • 38. When the train slows down, the installation team installs
  • 39. When the train slows down, the installation team installs And GTFO
  • 40. Then, Some Acting
  • 41. Then, Some Acting – Then the shills pointed in joy, and swung with laughter.
  • 42. Then, Some Acting – Then the shills pointed in joy, and swung with laughter. – Then they got off so other could try
  • 43. Then, Some Acting – Then the shills pointed in joy, and swung with laughter. – Then they got off so other could try – And they did
  • 44. Then, Some Acting – Then the shills pointed in joy, and swung with laughter. – Then they got off so other could try – And they did – And it was good.
  • 45. Ta Da!